âAre you going to collect today too?â The governmental official at the gate asked me.
Recently, Iâve become acquainted with him.
âNo, I decided to leave this town.â
ââŚI see. Well, thatâs how adventurers operate, I suppose. Though I think itâs somewhat too early for you⌠Anyway, be careful out there. Youâve got an appearance like a lovely girl after all.â
⌠Like a girl? Whatâs with the like there!?
ââŚOh well, whatever. So, do you have a direction youâd recommend.â
âWhatâs up with that? âŚLetâs see, if you head in that direction youâll find a flourishing town called Laer. Its prosperity also means that the guild offers lots of requests.â
âI see. Thanks.â
When I started to walk off, the official called out to me in a hurry, âHey!! Thatâs the opposite direction!â
âThatâs why. âŚDoing the opposite of what the people of this world recommend is the correct choice.â
After grinning at him over my shoulder, I walked away without looking back anymore.
ďź
Suddenly my legs froze. It looks like they had magic cast on them. But, I can break something of this level in an instant.
ââJust as I thought that, something rolled over at my feet.
ââŚIt was my fault! Please! Forgive me! Please! For heavenâs sake, please! âŚIâm terribly sorryâŚ!â
I was dumbfounded.
âŚIt seems prostrating yourself on the ground exists in this world as well. Prostrating himself, or rather, clinging to my legs? MoreoverâŚheâs crying, despite being a grown man.
I drew back.
The man timidly lifted his face, and furthermore, clawed his way upwards, kinda like a zombie would crawl up your legs.
Scary.
âIâm very sorryâŚ!â
As I felt a chill run down my spine, I reflexively slapped his mug.
âDisgusting!â
ďź
ââŚDisgusting! ainât the first thing youâd say to someone apologizinâ to you, is it?â
âGet away from me since youâre disgusting.â
I tried to draw away from him as far as possible by averting my face, but he was strangely powerfully glued to me, and even when I pushed him away, he remained coiled around me.
âDisgusting.â
âStop repeating that word all the time! Iâll let go of you if you forgive me!â
ââŚâŚWhat am I supposed to forgive you?â
âThatâs what I meanâŚ! You misunderstood me, so please let me explain. I didnât mean to betray your trust! I had absolutely no intention to discard you or anythinâ after coming to town! Itâs just, even if a newbie adventurer like you were to party up with an S-Rank like me, you wouldnât be able to learn the basics of adventurinâ!â
âAahh, you were a self-alleged ăBigshotă, werenât you?â
âIt ainât self-alleged! Donât say it like Iâm scum! You might not know what an S-Rank is, butâŚâ
âAs far as I can imagine, itâs a rank you obtain after having your abilities and achievements approved as an A-Rank. Something like that?â
âThat! Itâs just as you say!â
Humph, so S-Ranks exist after all, huh?
ââŚThatâs why I took measures allowinâ you to learn what beinâ an adventurer is âbout by partyinâ with folk close in rank to you. Iâve got a friendly relationship with the guild master in this town, so Iâd be able to inconvenience him to an extent. Iâve been just layinâ the groundwork!â
ââAccording to him:
Bring me to this place -> have me temporarily separate from Sword and form a party with girls close to me in age, who were recommended by the guild -> do requests while repeatedly piling up mistakes as normal for beginners and having a good time with the girls -> party up with Sword again after accumulating some experience.
That was apparently the plan heâd set up.
ââŚBesides, youâre somehow precocious and you weirdly act like a grown-up because you were always surrounded by adults, right? You donât have any friends your age, so I thought youâd make some friends on this occasion!â
âŚâŚI wonder how I should answer this?
ââŚFirst of all, Iâd like to straighten out some things. You donât make friends by having them assigned to you. People ăbecomeă your friends naturally. You donât get it because youâre a loner without any friends yourself, but even if you have some random people assigned to you, itâs not said that youâll get along with them. And as a matter of fact, it didnât look like Iâd ever become friends with my little sister as we didnât get along at all.â
âI donât want to be called ăLoneră by you as well!!â
Oh, it sounds like someone already told him.
âNow on to the main issue. Considering all that, why didnât you tell me? What you did was not only to bring a young noble lady, who had never visited a town, to a completely unknown place instead of someplace in her familyâs territory, but you also discarded her right there. In such a case, itâd have been better for me to turn down your invitation, investigate a nearby city over the next two years, and leave home by myself after getting everything in perfect order. Since I thought youâd act as my guide, I left two years earlier than planned while being ill-prepared, and yet I was abandoned by you without having been taught anything. So what did you think would happen after doing all that?â
âThatâs why Iâm regrettinâ for havinâ made a mistake. Iâm entirely to blame here! Iâm sorry!â
I see, so thatâs why he started to talk about âForgive meâ and âIâm regretting.â Or rather, what did he expect me to do while not knowing all that?
ââŚIâve now understood why the guild master said ăPlease forgive himă and why the receptionist, who welcomed me at first, said ăThereâs a party Iâd like to introduce to youă. ââBut thatâs the point. Why didnât you personally tell me, ăWeâll go to a guild where my friend works as guild master. First learn the basics of adventuring over there by forming a party with girls who Iâm going to introduce to you. Itâll be okay since Iâve properly talked it over with the other parties. Theyâre all girls close to you in age, so it might be possible for you to befriend them as wellă?â
He was at a loss for words.
ââŚI panicked!â
Haaah?
âŚImmediately following, he stood up and hugged me.
ââŚYou see, Iâve gotten to like you quite a bit! Damn it, donât make me say it! âŚWhy would you have to enter some low level party just to learn the basics of the basics!? Even without knowinâ all that, youâve already got strength rivalinâ an S-Rank, so wouldnât it be just fine for you to always party with me!? But, since the guild master complained that youâd need to be able to handle things on your own for the time when Iâd be gone, I put on that act earlier. It couldnât be helped! And then I didnât know how to bring it up with you, freaked out, and said some weird shit!â
What the heck? I didnât understand a thing. Maybe the translation of the otherworld language is malfunctioning?
ââŚAnyway, Iâve made up my mind. Iâll keep lookinâ after you myself.â
âFrom the start, no one has looked after me.â
âUp until now I did, didnât I!? Iâm your teacher, no!?â
âHaah? What are you blabbing? Iâve told you to show me various things as part of a deal we struck, but I donât remember having ever asked you to take me as your pupil. To begin with, what kind of teacher are you supposed to be? My martial and magic arts are all self-taught, you know? I had you show me your stances and spells, but not once did I ask you to teach me anything, nor did I imitate you. I mean, honestly, what you showed me didnât even serve as a reference because our methods are way too different.â
âYouâre terrible!!â He kept hugging me even tighter while saying so.
This middle-aged dude isâŚa child, huh?
âOkay, okay, I get it, I get it. You had a proper reason and you didnât abandon me. Since your plan didnât go well, youâll act as my guide. Thatâs what youâre saying, right?â
ââŚYes.â
âIâve understood the reason now, so itâd be alright for me to enter that girl party or whatever, and have them teach me the ropes while enjoying my time. Even if they might have selfish characters, Iâd be more willing to overlook it for them than some middle-aged guy since theyâre still children.â