During todayâs class in manners weâd apparently learn about tea parties. Of course, I was also capable of doing the male part. After all, you wouldnât be able to comprehend the female part if you didnât have a grasp on the male part.
And yes, that sounds very reasonable and all, but please show some compassion for me who was taught all of this while basically a toddler.
Then again, the one Iâd love you to tell about those feelings of mine is already rotting under the ground.
ďź
I escorted the woman, who had been partnered with me, and we sat down at the tea table. There would be various aspects that had to be observed, ranging from the way of drinking your tea to how to take a light meal, but having a decent partner, Iâd be able to pull this off easily.
I mean, if my partner had been Primrose, things would have ended in disaster⌠In my mind I screamed that I donât want to experience such a torture, no matter what, but I still expected that they might assign Primrose to me out of spite.
Luckily, however, Primrose was invited by many others as she seems to be rather popular. Luckily because not having to deal with that girl is great news, really.
ďź
For some reason, tension hung in the air when my turn came about.
But the instructor released that tension with her comment after we were done, ââŚâŚMarvelous! Despite being Lady Scarletâs partner, you performed perfectly. âŚThough, I have heard that you were of commoner descentâŚâ
I wonder whatâs this about?
âYes, Iâm a commoner. But, I was harshly trained in manners during my early childhood. Being told that I had to understand the male and female parts, I was forced to memorize both to perfection when I was five years old.â
The instructor and everyone else became speechless. I surveyed those around me and snorted a laugh.
âYour training is lacking. Commoners do a lot, lot more training than ăthe likes of noblesă. Living gracefully is fine, but unless you train yourself, you wonât be able to best commoners.â
The ones around me froze. My female partner was also taken aback.
Now then, I wonder whether sheâs grown up ever since then?
Once I scanned my vicinity elegantly, Primrose, who had apparently partnered with the prince, was being escortedâŚ
Oof, how horrible. It was so terrible that I felt like asking the prince how he could even dare to consider taking Primrose as a lover, let alone wanting to marry her.
The instructor had her hands full guiding them through the whole process, her eyebrows furrowed all the while. She couldnât come on too strong in front of the prince, but personally I believe itâd be in the interest of the party concerned here if the instructor didnât care about reputation and went all out with the teaching.
âŚAt that moment, I heard a sigh from my side. Or to be precise, from the young noble lady who had partnered with me â Damsel Scarlet. 1
She had dark brown hair and it was clear that sheâd become a stunning beauty in the future, but currently she was exuding a grim impression.
Our eyes met.
âIt was a big help that you kindly partnered up with me. If I had partnered with Primrose, I am sure it would have ended in tragedy. Of course I believed that it would have been the perfect opportunity for people to vent their anger against me, and I was actively hoping for them to just do that, but I guess it did not come to pass.â
ââŚâŚWell, I have no doubt that it would incur the enmity of others if a commoner makes such remarks⌠âŚUmm, do you happen to have some kind of relationship with Lady Primrose?â
Hmm? What does she mean? Is she asking me whether I have a ăphysical relationshipă with Primrose as a guy?
âI am Primroseâs ăOlder Sisteră.â
Damsel Scarlet became speechless.
ââŚâŚErr, forgive me, but what kind of metaphor are you speaking of?â
âI am her ăOlder Sisteră from a different mother. Well, a young noble lady such as you might not know about it, but I am the offspring of the marriage between a daughter of the Duke Summersol family and Earl Springcoat. Since I left home at an age of ten, our relationship got cut off, but going by blood, I am her ăOlder Sisteră.â
ââŚâŚIs that so? But, now that you mention it, I did consider it odd that her elder sister did not enroll at the academy, butâŚI guess she had a sex change.â
âNo, she did not.â
Eh? Thatâs the part she misunderstood!?
âI was merely given a male uniform due to some sort of mistake. At first I racked my brain about the meaning behind it, but since it seemed like itâd be fun, I enrolled while pretending to be a guy. âŚItâs not like it brought about any particular problems either. But, since Iâve started to grow tired of crossdressing, Iâve recently begun to feel that I want to properly join the female dormitory as a woman.â
âPlease give up on that. You will be mistaken as a molester.â
I feel like I was told something awful just now.
âUghâŚI can see a femaleâs body whenever I want by looking in the mirror, you know? By the way, since Iâve seen many male bodies as well, Iâm fine with being exposed to either.â
ââŚAre you a pervert?â
She said it! How cruel!
âNo, I donât have any sexual desires, so I donât harbor any interest in neither man nor woman. However, Iâm told that my way of talking is way too straightforward. SwoâŚmy partner scolds me about that part fairly often. So let me apologize in case I made you feel uncomfortable.â
I mean, there are some girls who simply hate lewd topics, too. They might be the types who wait for their Prince CharmingâŚah, over here it has to be, ăHis Highness the Prince who Bawls because of Firecrackersă, kekeke.
ââŚYou are truly a former woman?â She emphasized.
âNot a former, mind you. Iâm a genuine woman. This is just male crossdressing.â
âAahh, it is still in the works, huh?â
âNo, itâs not.â
Why would it be in the works!? Or rather, thereâs places in this world where you can get it done!?
When I looked at her full of suspicion, my partner stared back at me, obviously surprised.
ââŚâŚUmm, are you possiblyâŚ?â
But, just when she started to question me, the bell rang.
ââŚAre you from the same place as the braves?â
She tilted her head upon my question.
âBravesâŚ?â
Hmm? Was information about braves being from another world confidential or something? I feel like Sword might or might not have said something in that direction.
âNo, nevermind. Letâs seeâŚdo you know the word sakura?â
She reacted by getting startled.
Ooohhh! For real!? I found someone from the same world and country as my otherworld self! Moreover, in her case, she might be following the same pattern I did.
ââŚThen allow me to ask from my side: do you know the term curry rice?â
Curry rice, eh?
âUnfortunately I came to this academy before I could get my hands on rice. Currently Iâm making do with nan.â
Her expression went through a drastic change, âY-Y-You can make curry!?â
âTheyâre selling the spice in the capital, you know?â
âI mean, itâs no curry powder, okay!?â
When her usual polite and formal tone fell apart, the people around us gave us a hard look. Startled, Damsel Scarlet covered her mouth.
âŚAnd then she cleared her throat, coughing, ââŚWould it be acceptable for me to invite you to a tea party?â
I smiled cheerfully, âI shall gladly accept your kind invitation, Damsel Scarlet.â
Now then, things have become slightly interesting!