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Husbandsā 100-Question Aptitude Test: Part IV\n[continued from extra 3; slightly NSFW but not enough to be tagged thusly]\n
71. How about the other person? [i.e., whether heās good at H]\nWGN: Hmm, not bad.\nZLY: Whether heās good or not, heās fatal to me.\n
72. What you want the other person to say during H\nWGN: No need to say a word.\nZLY: Yamete~ [i.e., Japanese for āStopā; often associated with mixed resistance during H]\nAh Zhi: ā¦ā¦\n
73. What expression do you prefer on your partnerās face during H?\nWGN: Serious, gentle.\nZLY: Shoushouās every expression seems to say, Kimochi~ Ikuyo~ [i.e., Japanese for āFeels good~ Iām coming~ā; often associated with H too]\nWGN: From today onwards, no more porn allowed!\nZLY: =å£= My bad!\n
74. Is H without love OK?\nWGN: Not OK.\nZLY: Not interested in ugly people.\nAh Zhi: There are many good-looking people around!\nZLY: In my eyes, apart from Shoushou, everyone else is an ugly bstrd! Lin Zhiluo too!\nAh Zhi: T T\n
75. Are you interested in S & M?\nWGN: Stop giving him bad ideas.\nZLY: Heheh.\nWGN: Wanna try? Gotta do S stuff, eh!\nZLY: S & M, this kinda perverted stuff āĀ not at all!\n
76. Which prop do you want to try out most?\nWGN: None.\nZLY: Many.\nWGN: Wanna try the spiked club? [lit., wolfās teeth mace, a traditional Chinese weapon]\nZLY: Shoushou is just joking.\n
77. Ever used a prop during H?\nWGN: Not so far.\nZLY: Hereās hoping SpongeBob SquarePants wonāt make an appearance.\n
78. How do you look at ___ ? [fill in your own perverted blank cos I really have no ideas what this could be!]\nWGN: This kind of thing can be looked at? Just call the police!\nZLY: Shoushou has grasped it very well.\n
79. If the other person is violated by someone else, would you discard him?\nWGN: *recalls Lin Zhiluo* That assaulterās taste must be so nasty to be able to do such a thing?\nZLY: Iād stuff the spiked club up their **!\nAh Zhi: ā¦ā¦\n
80. Up to this point, which has been the most exciting location for H?\nWGN: *cough* Outdoors.\nZLY: +1\nAh Zhi: You guys are truly bold~\n
81. Which location gave you the most anxiety?\nWGN: Kitchen ā¦ā¦\nZLY: As long as Shoushou is there, Iāll be anxious.\n
82. Has the shou ever initiated ** stuff?\nWGN: Shou, sheās talking about you!\nZLY: Yes, Iām often tempting the Big Gong Wang.\nAh Zhi: *cough cough*\n
83. What was the gongās response then?\nWGN: ā¦ā¦\nZLY: The gong said itās too big, too deep.\nAh Zhi: Your gong-shou positions are so intriguing~\n
84. How does the gong usually tempt the shou?\nZLY: Gong Wang, quickly reply.\nWGN: Do you want to kneel on a keyboard tonight?\nZLY: Usually, Gong Wang just has to crook his finger and Iāll go over.\nAh Zhi: Mr. Zhang, Iāve just found your integrity.\n
85. At the time, the shou led with oral? [really unsure about this; just my guess from context]\nWGN: ā¦ā¦\nZLY: I stretched myself out immediately.\nAh Zhi: Sorry, Mr. Zhang, your integrity has just been shattered to pieces.\n
86. To you, what does the ideal H partner look like?\nWGN: Looks good, poised, serious.\nZLY: Handsome! Smart, knows how to act spoilt.\nWGN: Act spoilt?\nZLY: Shoushou, you heard it wrong.\nAh Zhi: Mr. Zhang, I tried gluing your integrity back together, but itās disintegrated completely.\n
87. Does your current partner fulfil your ideal?\nWGN: Basically does.\nZLY: Simply beyond all expectations.\n
88. What would you do if the other person doesnāt demand for your body anymore?\nWGN: Get proper rest for two whole days.\nZLY: T T Iāve always been the one demanding from him.\n
89. At what age did you have your āfirst timeā?\nZLY: The author is saying sheās too lazy to work out my age ā¦ā¦\nAh Zhi: ā¦ā¦\nWGN: Younger than Lingyi by one year ā¦ā¦\nAh Zhi: Thatās why this is a story with an older seme~ [i.e. toshiue story]\n
90. Was your partner then your partner now?\nWGN: Yes.\nZLY: Iāve only had this lover all the while.\nAh Zhi: Luo Zihui ā¦ā¦\nZLY: Will you die if you donāt make trouble?\n
91. Where do you most like being kissed?\nWGN: Lips.\nZLY: Abs~\n
92. Where do you most like kissing on the other person?\nZLY: The whole body!\nWGN: Lips.\nZLY: Shoushou, you actually have more choices than that!\nWGN: Such as bursting your chrysanthemum?\nZLY: ā¦ā¦ My bad ā¦ā¦\nAh Zhi: So actually this is an extra about a little gong losing his integrity~\n
93. Best way to please the other person during H?\nWGN: *cough* Saying letās have one more round ā¦\nZLY: Using my strength!\n
94. What do you think about during H?\nWGN: Mind is often a blank. Just canāt think.\nZLY: So great! So deep! So tightĀ ā¦ā¦ all this canāt be. Iām mainly thinking about how Iām so happy to get to be with Shoushou.\nAh Zhi: Zhang Lingyi, have you ever considered contending for the Golden Horse Awards?\n
95. How many times of H a night?\nWGN: Not always. Depends on the circumstances.\nZLY: My dream is to become the legendary JJ [euphemism for the male you-know-what], āMaster of Seven Times a Nightā.\n
96. During H, do you remove your own clothes, or does the other person help you?\nWGN: Sometimes I do it myself, sometimes he does it.\nZLY: Sometimes neither of us do it.\nAh Zhi: So intense!\nZLY: Once the feeling comes, you canāt stop it. Who cares about clothes then?\nAh Zhi: So beastly~\n
97. What is H to you?\nWGN: A way to refresh you in life.\nZLY: I only have one thing to say ā the way to the little shouās heart is through his chrysanthemum. Itās one part of what love is about.\n
98. What makes you happiest during H?\nWGN: That the one Iām with is him.\nAh Zhi: So moving.\nZLY: When he shouts, āItās too big!ā\nAh Zhi: ā¦ā¦\nWGN: When have I ever shouted that?\nZLY: Although youāve not said it, I can feel it!\n
99. Whatās a little painful during H?\nWGN: That bstrd keeps wanting me to say heās too big!\nZLY: Because itās the truth~\nAh Zhi: This is a story about a delusional gong without integrity.\n
100. Please say a word to your lover.\nWGN: No H for a week after we get home.\nZLY: Shoushou, my bad. Iāll cut off whatever it is about me that makes you unhappy.\nWGN: JJ.\nAh Zhi: Zhang Gonggong [i.e. eunuch], how are you! Goodbye, Zhang Gonggong!\n
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