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Husbands’ 100-Question Aptitude Test: Part III\n[continued from extra 2]\n
51. Location where you first did perverted stuff? [i.e. “H”, the initial letter of the Japanese word for perverted stuff]\nWGN: Sofa.\nZLY: Bathroom.\nAh Zhi: ……\nZLY: *cough* It was the sofa for him, but bathroom for me?\nAh Zhi: *coldly* You had your first time separately?\nZLY, WGN: ……\n
52. Reflection on that time?\nZLY: One word — terrific!\nWGN: …… painful.\nAh Zhi: Zhang Lingyi, you should improve your technique!\nZLY: It’s not that my technique is bad, it’s that my birdy is big!\nAh Zhi: Watch your words in public!\n
53. How did the other person look at that time?\nWGN: Deep in his feels!\nZLY: Luring me!\nWGN: Hmm?\nZLY: It was me who first lured him!\n
54. Your first words the morning after your first night?\nZLY: You’re awake!\nWGN: You’d prepared to go work in Taiwan?\nAh Zhi: ????????\n
55. How many times do you H each week?\nWGN: Same as number of ab muscles!\nAh Zhi: Yours or Wang Guangning’s abs?\nWGN: I also have a lot of ab muscles!\nZLY: *cough* Currently, it’s Guangning’s abs.\n
56. Under ideal conditions, how many times a week is best?\nWGN: The status quo is great!\nZLY: Of course, it’s my number of ab muscles!\nAh Zhi: Yo, you can even rest a day!\nZLY: Yeah, have to conserve strength and store up energy, after all!\n
57. So what kind of H?\nWGN: Very normal kind of H ……\nZLY: The kind of H that lingers in your mind!\n
58. The other person’s most sensitive area is?\nWGN: Seems like he’s sensitive all over!\nZLY: Waist.\n
59. Describe the other person during H with one line?\nWGN: A wolf in rut.\nZLY: A tormenting little devil!\nWGN: Hmm?\nZLY: I’m talking about myself!\n
60. To be honest, do you like H?\nWGN: It’s still all right.\nZLY: Can’t get enough of it! [i.e. he quotes a classic phrase from an Aaron Kwok song: “love love love without end”]\n
61. Usual location for H?|\nWGN: Bed.\nZLY: Yup, bed.\n
62. Location you’ve thought of trying?\nWGN: *blushes* In the car.\nZLY: Plenty — the study, the kitchen, outdoors, lift ……\nAh Zhi: The lift?\nWGN: The lift?\nZLY: Only thinking of it!\nh Zhi: You’ve got quite the taste!\n
63. Shower before or after H?\nWGN: Before.\nZLY: Actually, it’s once before showering, once during showering, and once again after showering ……\nAh Zhi: What strength! Envious!\n
64. Any agreement between the two of you regarding H?\nWGN: Not to claw at my waist.\nZLY: *cough* ……\n
65. Have you had sexual relations with someone other than your partner?\nWGN: No.\nZLY: I’ve ‘beaten the stick’ to Sola Aoi’s movies, does that count?\nAh Zhi: …… No.\n
66. To the view that “If I can’t have your heart, at least I’ll have your body” — yay or nay?\nWGN: Isn’t that just a one-night stand?\nZLY: A definite nay!\n
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68. Do you feel embarrassed before H? Or perhaps after?\nWGN: Not at all.\nZLY: This is a natural need of adult men — nothing to be embarrassed about.\n
69. If a good friend were to say to you, “I’m so lonely, so just for tonight, please ……” and asked for H, what would you do?\nWGN: Give them a jin (half a kilo) of cucumbers.\nZLY: Introduce Li Sihong to them. \nAh Zhi: Zhang Xiao Gong, you can truly bear a grudge!\n
70. Do you think you’re good at H?\nWGN: Still all right.\nZLY: Literally can’t be any better at it.