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Husbands’ 100-Question Aptitude Test: Part II\n[continued from extra 1]\n
26. If you were to compare each other to an animal, which one would it be?\nWGN: Motherfckr! [i.e., the homophone “grass mud horse”]\nZLY: ……\nWGN: *cough* It’s alpaca! Alpaca! [i.e., an innocent reference to “grass mud horse”]\nAh Zhi: Why? [Ah Zhi is a diminutive of the author’s name, Lin Zhiluo]\nWGN: Cos he’s a dummy! [in Beijing dialect]\nZLY: ……\nAh Zhi: Zhang Lingyi, what do you feel Wang Guangning is like?\nZLY: SpongeBob SquarePants.\nAh Zhi: SpongeBob SquarePants is not an animal, OK? O_O\nZLY: Don’t care, he just is!\n
27. What does the other party do that displeases you?\nZLY: Too well-mannered with girls!\nWGN: = =||| What rubbish! I’m the Little Prince of Refinement. Of course I’d have manners. You’re just envious!\nZLY: No, I’m jealous.\nAh Zhi: …… Don’t flirt in public!\nWGN: There’s only one thing he did that made me upset.\nAh Zhi: Zhang Lingyi, you should quickly kneel!\nZLY: Orz. Sorry, Zihui, you’re being dragged out as an exhibit again.\n
28. How do you really want to treat the other party?\nWGN: Just be together always, in peace and stability.\nZLY: Heheheheh, of course ……… sleep with him!\nWGN: (╰_╯)#\nZLY: *cough cough* Harmony, to pay attention to harmony!\n
29. What level has your relationship developed to?\nWGN: It’s …… a very good level.\nAh Zhi: How good is very good?\nZLY: To the level of harmony. [harmony is the euphemism for sexual relations]\n
30. Have you ever lied to the other party?\nZLY: No, I’m sincere toward Shoushou!\nWGN: Yup, once.\nZLY: O_O When?\nWGN: Not telling you.\nAh Zhi: It should be that time you were soaked in the rain, when you wanted to confess but didn’t get to do so.\nZLY: Really? Did you want to confess to me then? *ecstatic*\nAh Zhi: Don’t get too happy. Think about what you were doing at that time?\nZLY: Ugh …… sorry, Zihui, you’re brought out as an exhibit again.\n
31. When do you feel that you’re being loved?\nWGN: When he cooks a big meal for me.\nZLY: When he throws a tantrum at me.\nWGN: When have I ever thrown a tantrum at you! (#‵′)凸\nZLY: See, just like that!\n
32. What’s the sexiest expression the other party makes?\nWGN: When he’s being serious.\nAh Zhi: When has he ever been serious?\nWGN: That’s why it should be cherished!\nZLY: When he’s throwing a tantrum → (#‵′)凸\nWGN: ……\nAh Zhi: Zhang Lingyi, you masochist.\n
33. Which part of your body do you feel the other party likes the most?\nWGN: Uh, the face!\nZLY: It must be the six pack.\nWGN: ……\n
34. Which part of the other party’s body do you like the best?\nWGN: The eyes!\nZLY: The face, yeah!\n
35. How much do you like the other party?\nWGN: Just as much as I like myself.\nAh Zhi: For a narcissist to say that, it must mean really, really like!\nZLY: *hands drawing the shape of a circle* More than this.\nAh Zhi: ……\n
36. When you’re together, what makes your heart beat the fastest?\nWGN: When running.\nAh Zhi: OK, exercise does indeed quicken the heartbeat.\nZLY: Of course, it’s when we’re kissing. -3-\n
37. Where is your sensitive spot?\nWGN: Waist.\nZLY: If it’s when Shoushou touches me, I’m sensitive all over.\n
38. Is your relationship public or secret?\nWGN: At the moment, it’s secret.\nZLY: Hard to say in the future.\n
39. Do you feel that the love between the two of you can last forever?\nWGN: Ask this question again when I can live forever.\nZLY: Can’t say if it’s forever, but shouldn’t be a problem to last till the end of our lives.\n
40. What does the other party say that makes it impossible to refuse him?\nWGN: Nothing like that at the moment. Whatever he says is easy to refuse.\nZLY: My dear, sleep with me! *drools*\nWGN: When have I said this kind of thing?\nZLY: I fantasized about it.\n
41. What’s the other party’s sleeping posture like?\nWGN: Don’t know yet.\nZLY: Will know very soon!\n
42. What do you most like to eat?\nWGN: A lot of things.\nZLY: Of course, it’s Shoushou!\n
43. What does the other party most like to eat?\nWGN: He’s a pig.\nZLY: Shoushou likes all the dishes I cook.\n
44. Before you got together with the other party, did you like someone else?\nWGN, ZLY: Let’s not mention youthful indiscretions.\nAh Zhi: *cough* Drag Yu Haining out as an exhibit!\n
45. What’s your phone wallpaper?\nZLY: It’s Shoushou.\nWGN: SpongeBob SquarePants.\nZLY: =口= I want to pay someone to assassinate SpongeBob SquarePants.\n
46. Which flower do you feel matches the other party?\nZLY: Money plant! [i.e., Gollum jade]\nWang Dafa: Dad, that’s me!\nWGN: Green foxtail. [lit., Dogtail grass]\nAh Zhi: Didn’t you see the question? Which answer of yours was a flower?\n
47. The other party’s hobby is?\nWGN: Cooking.\nZLY: Eating.\nAh Zhi: Yes, very compatible!\n
48. Your hobby is?\nWGN: SpongeBob SquarePants.\nZLY: Shoushou!\nAh Zhi: ……\n
49. Are you satisfied with the present situation?\nWGN: Not bad.\nZLY: I’m very dissatisfied with how you keep asking questions so we can’t go ‘harmonize’.\n
50. Have you done the perverted stuff?\nWGN: ……\nZLY: Heheh.