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Husbandsā 100-Question Aptitude Test: Part II\n[continued from extra 1]\n
26. If you were to compare each other to an animal, which one would it be?\nWGN: Motherfckr! [i.e., the homophone āgrass mud horseā]\nZLY: ā¦ā¦\nWGN: *cough* Itās alpaca! Alpaca! [i.e., an innocent reference to āgrass mud horseā]\nAh Zhi: Why? [Ah Zhi is a diminutive of the authorās name, Lin Zhiluo]\nWGN: Cos heās a dummy! [in Beijing dialect]\nZLY: ā¦ā¦\nAh Zhi: Zhang Lingyi, what do you feel Wang Guangning is like?\nZLY: SpongeBob SquarePants.\nAh Zhi: SpongeBob SquarePants is not an animal, OK? O_O\nZLY: Donāt care, he just is!\n
27. What does the other party do that displeases you?\nZLY: Too well-mannered with girls!\nWGN: = =||| What rubbish! Iām the Little Prince of Refinement. Of course Iād have manners. Youāre just envious!\nZLY: No, Iām jealous.\nAh Zhi: ā¦ā¦ Donāt flirt in public!\nWGN: Thereās only one thing he did that made me upset.\nAh Zhi: Zhang Lingyi, you should quickly kneel!\nZLY: Orz. Sorry, Zihui, youāre being dragged out as an exhibit again.\n
28. How do you really want to treat the other party?\nWGN: Just be together always, in peace and stability.\nZLY: Heheheheh, of course ā¦ā¦ā¦ sleep with him!\nWGN: (ā°_āÆ)#\nZLY: *cough cough* Harmony, to pay attention to harmony!\n
29. What level has your relationship developed to?\nWGN: Itās ā¦ā¦ a very good level.\nAh Zhi: How good is very good?\nZLY: To the level of harmony. [harmony is the euphemism for sexual relations]\n
30. Have you ever lied to the other party?\nZLY: No, Iām sincere toward Shoushou!\nWGN: Yup, once.\nZLY: O_O When?\nWGN: Not telling you.\nAh Zhi: It should be that time you were soaked in the rain, when you wanted to confess but didnāt get to do so.\nZLY: Really? Did you want to confess to me then? *ecstatic*\nAh Zhi: Donāt get too happy. Think about what you were doing at that time?\nZLY: Ugh ā¦ā¦ sorry, Zihui, youāre brought out as an exhibit again.\n
31. When do you feel that youāre being loved?\nWGN: When he cooks a big meal for me.\nZLY: When he throws a tantrum at me.\nWGN: When have I ever thrown a tantrum at you! (#āµā²)åø\nZLY: See, just like that!\n
32. Whatās the sexiest expression the other party makes?\nWGN: When heās being serious.\nAh Zhi: When has he ever been serious?\nWGN: Thatās why it should be cherished!\nZLY: When heās throwing a tantrum ā (#āµā²)åø\nWGN: ā¦ā¦\nAh Zhi: Zhang Lingyi, you masochist.\n
33. Which part of your body do you feel the other party likes the most?\nWGN: Uh, the face!\nZLY: It must be the six pack.\nWGN: ā¦ā¦\n
34. Which part of the other partyās body do you like the best?\nWGN: The eyes!\nZLY: The face, yeah!\n
35. How much do you like the other party?\nWGN: Just as much as I like myself.\nAh Zhi: For a narcissist to say that, it must mean really, really like!\nZLY: *hands drawing the shape of a circle* More than this.\nAh Zhi: ā¦ā¦\n
36. When youāre together, what makes your heart beat the fastest?\nWGN: When running.\nAh Zhi: OK, exercise does indeed quicken the heartbeat.\nZLY: Of course, itās when weāre kissing. -3-\n
37. Where is your sensitive spot?\nWGN: Waist.\nZLY: If itās when Shoushou touches me, Iām sensitive all over.\n
38. Is your relationship public or secret?\nWGN: At the moment, itās secret.\nZLY: Hard to say in the future.\n
39. Do you feel that the love between the two of you can last forever?\nWGN: Ask this question again when I can live forever.\nZLY: Canāt say if itās forever, but shouldnāt be a problem to last till the end of our lives.\n
40. What does the other party say that makes it impossible to refuse him?\nWGN: Nothing like that at the moment. Whatever he says is easy to refuse.\nZLY: My dear, sleep with me! *drools*\nWGN: When have I said this kind of thing?\nZLY: I fantasized about it.\n
41. Whatās the other partyās sleeping posture like?\nWGN: Donāt know yet.\nZLY: Will know very soon!\n
42. What do you most like to eat?\nWGN: A lot of things.\nZLY: Of course, itās Shoushou!\n
43. What does the other party most like to eat?\nWGN: Heās a pig.\nZLY: Shoushou likes all the dishes I cook.\n
44. Before you got together with the other party, did you like someone else?\nWGN, ZLY: Letās not mention youthful indiscretions.\nAh Zhi: *cough* Drag Yu Haining out as an exhibit!\n
45. Whatās your phone wallpaper?\nZLY: Itās Shoushou.\nWGN: SpongeBob SquarePants.\nZLY: =å£= I want to pay someone to assassinate SpongeBob SquarePants.\n
46. Which flower do you feel matches the other party?\nZLY: Money plant! [i.e., Gollum jade]\nWang Dafa: Dad, thatās me!\nWGN: Green foxtail. [lit., Dogtail grass]\nAh Zhi: Didnāt you see the question? Which answer of yours was a flower?\n
47. The other partyās hobby is?\nWGN: Cooking.\nZLY: Eating.\nAh Zhi: Yes, very compatible!\n
48. Your hobby is?\nWGN: SpongeBob SquarePants.\nZLY: Shoushou!\nAh Zhi: ā¦ā¦\n
49. Are you satisfied with the present situation?\nWGN: Not bad.\nZLY: Iām very dissatisfied with how you keep asking questions so we canāt go āharmonizeā.\n
50. Have you done the perverted stuff?\nWGN: ā¦ā¦\nZLY: Heheh.