While Liu Yuâan and Shao Yanxi are having sweet dreams, the Internet is having a riot.
#Shao Yanxiâs Alt#
#Shao Yanxiâs Typecast Collapse#
#Shao Yanxi, Liu Yuâan#
#Who is Liu Yuâan, Really#
#From Bossy CEO To Screaming Fangirl, Moral Corruption or Power of Love#
Theyâve managed to secure several topics on Trending. Shao Yanxiâs posts that once cheered Liu Yuâan on has now become part of his black history repertoire. Samples include âAAAAH! Anâan go go! Anâan super handsome!â
âAaaaaaa! Love you!!!â
âI want to have kids with you!â
âMy hubby is the best!â
âHeâs my hubby in bed! Go away you all!â
The following replies have overtaken them.
[HAHAHAHA Alt busted!]
[God bless you two!]
[Oh my god! My hubby is the best? rofl.jpg. I canât even, is he really that stern distant CEO and not some teen at sweet 16?]
[scrolling thru the posts over the yrs⌠jeez, theyve gone public waaaaay back]
[Iâm silly, really, I thought he would be⌠but heâs so fangirl in front of An-ge, I, Iâm sorry, but Iâm going from Yanyu to Yuyan! Sorry!]
[ma hubby? on mah bed? go away? hahaha i just pictured mr shao calling an-ge hubby and now has an erotica in my mind already]
[Please, have this pen. implying.jpg]
[u guys think an-ge knows this alt? lolol]
[i bet he doesnât hahaha this is so embarrassing]
[I believe in love again!]
[what an amazing CP!]
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Assistant He is quite unsure right now whether his boss would want this account terminated.
His instincts say heâll be killed if he terminates it, but if he doesnât⌠Shao Yanxi might still kill him for his image shattering?
Calling either Shao Yanxi or Liu Yuâan and their phones are all off.
Great!
Last night Shao Yanxi did send a message telling him theyâre going public, and he should ârespond as appropriate.â
As appropriate my arse.
The assistant thinks he deserves a raise or ten, especially as the head of PR is still insistently buggering him, âMr. He, what should we do?â
Liu Yuâanâs account isnât too overwhelmed, but Shao Yanxiâs alt is currently being flooded with âhahahaâs.
â⌠Nothing,â the assistant finally blurts out and sighs, then continues, âonly make sure none of the comments is intentionally damaging Mr. Shao and An-shaoâs image.â
They can do nothing else.
âAlright.â
Meanwhile, itâs already in the afternoon when Liu Yuâan and Shao Yanxi finally wake up.
When Liu Yuâan switches his phone back on⌠Ren Jianzhang. Heâs calling. Again⌠Looking at the call history, jesus! Heâs been calling every, 15, minutes, for all the hours past!
He thinks for a little, before calling Shao Yanxi over and then accepts the call and immediately shoves it into Shao Yanxiâs hand.
Shao Yanxi is surprised. He heard from the ringtone that it isnât his own phone ringing, and asks quietly, âisnât this your phone?â
Before either of them could react though, Ren Jianzhang, seemingly finally reacting to the phone call connecting, yells out, âLIU YUâAN! Jesus, Buddha, God Almighty! If you really have to do something in the future, I donât even ask that you contact me beforehand, but at least alert me to it after the fact, canât you?! Let this poor old man prepare a little, ok? Even if youâre a rich boy you canât just go stomping around as you please and then ignore everything, ok? Do you have any idea how many people had to work overnight because of you in the company last night?! If you do it again, Iâm firing myself!â
Shao Yanxi is so surprised by the phone he almost drops it. He turns towards Liu Yuâan, but before he can ask, he canât help but want to chuckle at the colourful language. He has to hold back from laughing out loud⌠Because it would probably make the situation way worse. Just look at Liu Yuâanâs crumpled face.
After Ren Jianzhang is finally done yelling, Shao Yanxi finally says, âMr. Ren, Iâm Shao Yanxi. Liu Yuâan is⌠Still sleeping,â he says, giving Liu Yuâan a âyouâve really gone and done itâ stare. If he wasnât on sex beast mode last night they might have remembered to inform them or at least wake up earlier to deal with it. Though, heâs also the one suggesting it in the first place, and so he says, âI want to apologise too. We were really inconsiderate. Iâm sorry, and youâve all worked hard. Iâll ask Ning Xi to give everyone a special bonus later.â
That said, he did remember to tell the assistant to deal with it, didnât he? He probably didnât tell Ren Jianzhang⌠Maybe the assistant expected that Liu Yuâan would have informed his agent as a bare minimum. And he gives another blaming gaze to Liu Yuâan who looks terribly wronged by him.
âInconsiderate? Damn right you were incon⌠Uh, wait, Mr. Shao, you said youâre Mr. ShaoâŚâ Ren Jianzhang blows up some more before finally realising what he just heard.
âUm, Mr. Shao, I, no, I mean, IâŚâ His face goes from steaming red angry to chilled white in record time for sure.
He yelled at Shao Yanxi! Wait, why is Shao Yanxi on Liu Yuâanâs phone- oh right, theyâre a married couple.
But wait! Even he and his wife would be displeased if the other picked up a call for the other without asking, right?! Oh, wait, he said Liu Yuâan is sleeping. Urgh!
If he knew Shao Yanxi was the one picking up, he would definitely have used a gentle tone. A super gentle tone.
No, actually, if he knew, then he wouldnât even have called.
After panicking a little, Ren Jianzhang still quickly recovers himself and slowly lays out what happened after theyâve gone and buried their heads in their pillows from reality.
âWait, you said I used myâŚâ alt?
Shao Yanxi is now really shocked.
âYes, you used your alt to share Anâanâs official post of your marriage certificate.â
Otherwise, it wouldnât have been this rowdy online either.
Liu Yuâan might have been a little more popular recently but heâs still largely obscure. Shao Yanxi has a lot of followers but heâs still no idol, and obviously, they wouldnât just be rioting just because it is revealed Shao Yanxi is in a relationship.
What sent the Internet into a frenzy is actually the alt with all its⌠interesting posts.
Alt?! Why would it be his alt?! Didnât he do it on his main account?
Shao Yanxiâs face goes red then white then red again, as he recalls what he once posted.
He posted so many embarrassing things on there. In fact, he already thought about terminating it after coming out halfway with his main, but he didnât really feel like it.
He registered that account for Liu Yuâan when he debuted. Ever since then he has cheered for Liu Yuâan forever. He didnât even know anything about fan culture back then, and had the assistant research about it and tell him.
It was an alt that not only recorded Liu Yuâanâs growth, but also his own. From when Liu Yuâan is a little rookie to a national superstar (at least, in his own fantasies), from when Liu Yuâan didnât like him to them marrying⌠Well, plus a rebirth here, and actually falling in love with each other; from knowing nothing about fan culture, to being a cheerleader who knows all about the slang.
âRight⌠I see,â since he did send the message last night, at least the assistant would have known. It should be fine. He thinks, deciding to escape from reality once again.
Then, he asks Liu Yuâan, with his hand covering the receiving end, âdo you want to talk to him?â
â⌠Iâll call him back.â Liu Yuâan says. He might have really caused a lot of trouble for them and even ran away from responsibility this time, even if inadvertently. He will call to properly apologise later .
Then Shao Yanxi hangs up and starts browsing his WeChat behind Liu Yuâan, and sees all his posts screenshot and shared all over. His hairs are all standing on end, as he realises the futility of terminating his account this late. In fact, it would look worse.
He might as well leave it be; he isnât a celebrity anyway.
Then he puts the phone away, and tries to cool his face by fanning with his hand.
Liu Yuâan has planted his head onto Shao Yanxiâs shoulder in the meantime, and asks, enjoying the breeze, âhmm?â
Shao Yanxi turns around and also straightens Liu Yuâan out in the process, and changes the topic, âitâs already past one.â
âHungry?â Liu Yuâan kisses his cheek.
âI want caramel pudding, and double-skin milk âââ Shao Yanxi says, dragging out the miiiiiilk. Heâs definitely doing it on purpose, as he doesnât want Liu Yuâan to go online, for as long as he could delay it.
âIâll make it later,â Liu Yuâan moves his hand to Shao Yanxiâs waist, and starts rubbing, âhave some congee first, then Iâll make some.â
âI donât want congee!â He is very much opposed to even more congee. Every single time. Even if he can definitely eat other stuff, heâs even looked it up. Itâs always Liu Yuâan going on about âbeing carefulâ and âwhat if your tummy hurtsâ andâŚ
He would rather have some diarrhoea or two if all he could eat is more congee.
âI donât want any congee. Serious.â
âThen what do you want?â
âAnything other than congee.â
âAsk your doc for advice?â Liu Yuâan is referring to Shao Yanxiâs family doctor.
âNo way,â isnât that way too awkward?
âFine, Iâll say itâs me, and ask what I can eat?â Liu Yuâan offers a compromise.
Shao Yanxi doesnât respond, and lowers his head.
Liu Yuâan chuckles and calls the doctor on his phone, asking, âDr. Xu, what kind of food is still ok when there are haemorrhoids?â
Shao Yanxi canât help but chuckle in turn.
âHemorrhoids? Need me to come take a look?â The doctor asks.
âIâm fine,â Liu Yuâan replies, âjust tell me what I should and should not eat. Iâll go see you if it wouldnât heal.â
Liu Yuâan gives Shao Yanxi a glance as his shoulders go up and down holding back his laughter.
The doctor says any food that is not irritating for the bowels would be fine.
Since Liu Yuâan has never actually had this experience before, and his knowledge of this is always from novels where, after the leads have done it, they always had congee and said anything would cause indigestion or sickness. Heâs been misled.
Therefore, Liu Yuâan decides to make a few more meals to make up for Shao Yanxiâs previous sufferings (?), including the promised milk and pudding, and even egg tartsââAs ordered by Shao Yanxi remotely, who has taken off to the company to deal with the piled-up work from the morning first with a quick lunch from Liu Yuâan in hand.
Itâs already 3:30 when Liu Yuâan is done with all the desserts. He drives to the company for the first time in a while, and this time, he receives a warm welcome.
âAn-shao, long time no see!â
âAn-shao, you should come more often!â
âAn-shao, you sure are becoming more handsome by the day!â
Finally, he walks into Shao Yanxiâs office after all the praises, and notices something off about Shao Yanxi.
He first asks if Liu Yuâan has called Ren Jianzhang yet. When he replied he hasnât and is planning to do it when heâs free later in the evening, he asks whether he has gone online yet.
How odd for him to ask today.
Liu Yuâan decides to take out his phone and open up WeChat⌠Oh. Oho.
He raises his brow at Shao Yanxi, who makes a cough and mimics a hamster stuffing food into his mouth, not looking at Liu Yuâan.
Liu Yuâan is intrigued, âwhatâs the name of your alt?â
âThe double-skin milk is amazing. You should have some yourself.â
Liu Yuâan ââŚâ
What, he thinks he couldnât work out who it is if heâs acting silly? And a flash of brilliance occurs to him before he asks, âitâs MyAnan , isnât it?â
âEgg tarts? Theyâre good too, but I like them as well, so you can only have one.â Then he lifts an egg tart to Liu Yuâanâs mouth.
Liu Yuâan eats the egg tart as he decides to dig it up himself.