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<b>Chapter 11</b>
Before coming in you should knock first, donât you understand this basic etiquette, Your Majesty?!
Too bad Jeremy used to a pirate captain before he was crowned Emperor. If he is in a good mood he will follow a few etiquette rules, but if he is in a bad mood he will send out âTaotieâ, and teach what it really means to be a model human.\n{T/N: Taotie is one of the four evil beasts of Chinese mythology. If youâve watched Great Wall movie with Matt Damon, theyâre the beasts attacking the wall. Itâs what Jeremyâs mech is called. I believe the previous translator called it âGluttonyâ but I will keep it as Taotie.}
Bai YueSheng felt extremely relieved he was able to send Qiu ChangFeng away before Jeremy arrived, otherwise if those two met there would be undoubtedly be a human tragedy.
Only one had to feel pity for Third Master Jiang. He had only just escaped the torment of the little evil spirit when he was again frightened so badly his face went paper white.
âYou⊠what are you doing here?!â
He was very scared of Jeremy. The previous impact of being mentally suppressed had left a deep impact on him. The first time he met Jeremy he had fainted dead away so even though Jeremy wasnât doing anything in particular right now, he was already swaying as though dizzy.
Jeremyâs mood was actually pretty good. âSince you already know about my relationship with Ah Sheng, then you should respectfully keep your distance and stop clinging to a married woman.â
Jiang Ming opened his eyes wide: âWhat⊠whatâs this about?!â
Bai YueSheng was terrified that Jiang Ming would mention something along the lines of âthat long haired manâ, so he hurried to interrupt. He stood with his back to Jeremy and winked furiously at Jiang Ming. He said softly, âAh Ming, Iâm the one who brought him here. Donât get worked up, I was just about to tell you, me and himâŠâ
Jiang Mingâs face was gray as ash. âYou⊠you are really married?â
Bai YueSheng nodded his head seriously. âItâs real.â
âThen⊠that⊠long hairedâŠâ Jiang Ming was really about to say it!
Bai YueSheng interrupted him quickly. âThatâs my older sister!â
{T/N: ê (ÂŽâïœ)ʱÂȘʱÂȘʱÂȘ}
âOlder sister?!â Jiang Mingâs face was filled with shock.
Bai YueSheng said in a completely serious tone, âOf course itâs my older sister. How can a guy be so beautiful? She likes to joke but donât take her seriously.â
Jiang Ming opened his mouth wide. It looked like a duck egg had been stuffed into it, it was completely incapable of closingâŠ
Older sister? Sister? Sister?!
190cm tall, with a figure like an inverted triangle, the voice that carried electricity, handsome to death, was a woman???
Bai YueShengâs facial expression didnât change at all as he lied through his teeth. âLong hair, white skin, with such a beautiful appearance, of course itâs my sister.â
Third Master Jiang: There seems to beâŠ. Some logicâŠ.
The Jiang Ming who had experienced seven days of nightmare was quite easily confused.
Bai YueSheng continued to reason, âI like guys as you know, especially likeâŠ.â He turned around to look at the tall, handsome and domineering Emperor behind him, and continued tenderly, âLike him.â
Jiang Ming: ââŠ..â
Jeremy was initially suspicious about their conversation but after hearing Bai YueShengâs tender words, he was like a beast whose fur had been stroked, his mouth turned up and lowered the powerful pressure of his presence.
Jiang Ming eyes were open but his head felt like a messy ball of thread, the kind that a cat had been scratching, he was completely unable to make sense of anything.
Bai YueSheng smiled calmly and then repeated again in a brainwashing manner to Jiang Ming, âAh Ming, this is my lover.â
Jeremy: âItâs husband.â
ââŠâ Bai YueShengâs mouth tightened but he had no choice but to agree, âYes, husband.â
He and Jeremy were really legal spouses. They had obtained the Galactic Empireâs marriage license and the recognition of all of its citizens. Â The huge celebration on the day of the marriage, even now the scene is fresh in Bai YueShengâs memory.
How exhausting it had been! The awe-inspiring ceremony of the Emperor of the entire Galactic Empireâs wedding day, all those cumbersome etiquette rules⊠just receiving all addresses of the ministers from all over the Empire who had come to attend, took a whole seven hours.
Bai YueSheng had commanded thousands of soldiers, fought wars for over ten years, but that day was the most tiring one of his life.
Thatâs why, after that world, Bai YueSheng had never once again gotten married.
Once was enough for such a terrifying event.
Thinking about that day, Bai YueSheng unexpectedly came to the realisation that Jeremy wasnât a previous boyfriend but an⊠ex-husband.
Ai, he had a headache.
As they were leaving, Bai YueSheng rejected Ye Huaâs offer of a driver and insisted that he would walk. Ye Hua couldnât persuade him so could only let him go.
Jiang Ming was much too tired and had already fallen asleep. Bai YueSheng asked Jeremy to make himself invisible so that Ye Hua wouldnât have to see this majestic Emperor.
After leaving the Jiang home, Bai YueSheng opened an app on his phone but couldnât find a taxi for ages. After all this was a villa district, in this kind of luxurious district, everyone had personal drivers, who would take a taxiâŠ
He said helplessly, âWe had better walk then. Lletâs go home.â After speaking, Bai YueShengâs legs felt weak.
Stupid Qiu ChangFeng, you want to kill me or something?!\n\nJeremy saw his tiredness and said, âWhy donât I carry you?â\n\nBai YueSheng shook his head. âNo, no need.â
Jeremy reasoned, âIf you donât want to be seen by others Iâll just make us invisible.â
Bai YueSheng hesitated.
But Jeremy had already picked him up. âHold onto me tightly.â
Bai YueSheng really looked down upon this type of âprincess carryâ, but he was really too exhausted and Jeremyâs figure was really tall with the strength of someone who was constantly training. Being carried by him was really⊠too comfortable!
Bai Yuesheng didnât protest any longer. After Jeremy had hidden both of them from sight, he leaned on Jeremyâs warm chest and lazily closed his eyes.
Jeremyâs lips curved slightly and kissed his forehead. âIf youâre tired just sleep.â
Of course Bai YueSheng was too cautious to sleep. Although he was wearing a high neck sweater and every piece of flesh was covered up, if he fell asleep, who knows what Jeremy would do?
If that happened thenâŠ
When his Majesty the Emperor went crazy, he could be even more frightening than that Devil King.
{T/N: Devil King = Qiu ChangFeng. Bai YueSheng hasnât had time to get rid of the love marks from their earlier encounter in the car hence heâs scared of being found out by Jeremy.}
After all Qiu ChangFeng had done a lot of wrong things and so Bai YueSheng had no reason to let him off easy, but Jeremy had never done a single thing wrong so Bai YueSheng was worried that if he found out the âtruthâ, he would directly explode.
After an anxious journey he finally reached home. Immediately after entering, Bai YueSheng struggled out of Jeremyâs grip and sad, âIâm going to take a shower.â
Jeremyâs gaze landed on his slightly crumpled clothing.
Even though Bai YueSheng felt guilty, his expression was still very calm as he said, âThis morning I saw an elderly person have a heart attack. I caught her and helped take her several streets away so my clothes got a bit messy.â
Even if Jeremy was suspicious it was no use, after all this morning he was still in the Capitalâs Palace taking care of official mattersâŠ
After Bai YueSheng went into the bathroom he quickly cleaned himself up and finally let out a relieved sigh.
As he emerged, brushing his hair, he saw Jeremy sitting in front of the computer.
âWhat are you doing?â
Jeremy said, âIâm ordering an hovercraft⊠oh, I mean a car.â
Bai YueSheng was overjoyed, just as he was about to express his opinion, he heard Ah Jiu say beside his ear hurriedly, âBai YueSheng what are you doing?! Did you forget about the promotion mission? Warning for going over the wealth restriction! If you donât reduce within ten seconds, then the mission will be a fail!â
âAh?â Bai YueSheng was shocked.
Then he suddenly realized, Jeremy was his spouse! Spouses shared all their assets so this carâŠ.
â!!â Bai YueSheng was in such a panic he opened his mouth without thinking. âJeremy! I want a divorce!â