Xue Shan Shan is a newb when it comes to online gamingâŚâŚ
\nHow much of a newb is she? She is such a newb thatâŚâŚshe only dares to complete quests on her own to level up. She doesnât have the courage to team up with others, afraid that if she makes a creative move, or uses an unpredictable and magnificent skill, her whole party would dieâŚâŚ
\nTherefore, even though she is the wife of Feng Teng Technologyâs Boss and has gotten the best equipment from under the table due to her status, she only dares to stand in front of the entrance of a high level quest; lonely and impressively; refusing to join any party.
\nBut her equipment is too eye catching, and her avatar is standing alone looking desolated; like a big shot high level player. Therefore, other players keep inviting her to their parties, and Shan Shanâs finger is almost numb from clicking decline. She has no choice but to put a title on top of her head.
\nEight wordsââA Teammate Whoâs as Dumb as a Pig.
\nThe world is immediately quiet.
\nUntil she befriends Bei Wei Wei!
\nShe is like a Goddess, okay?!
\nâWei Wei, are you really willing to lead me?!â
\nâYeah.â
\nâIâm really dumb. Iâll cause the whole team to die!â
\nâItâs okay. You just need to stand and donât move.â
\nâWei Wei, youâre too nice 55555555 (boohoohoohoo, crying). How come I didnât get to meet you sooner?!â
\nShan Shan is actually making a comeback on online gaming. During her pregnancy, she completely quit playing. Now that her baby has stopped using the bottle and Boss still isnât letting her go back to work, Shan Shan canât help but feel bored. When the baby doesnât need her attention, she would go play a bit online.
\nIt goes without saying that having someone lead the way is a bliss! Xue Shan Shan has never experienced this feeling before; she just needs to walk around, enjoy the scenery, and her experience level and money will rise on its own. If she doesnât want to walk around, she just needs to activate the follow function and then she can fall into a daze staring at the screen.
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On one day, both of them have some free time, so Wei Wei is taking her to complete some quests, but all of a sudden, the Wei Wei on screen freezes and doesnât move.
\nParty Channel:
\nReedWeiWei: 33 (Shan Shan), sorry. I need to go take care of something first.
\nMasterBossTakingCareOfBaby: Okay, 7878 (go, go).
\nWei Weiâs husband must have returned. Shan Shan is very experienced with this; she bets that Wei Wei will come back in a moment and tell her that she will go offline for the day.
\nShan Shan glances at the time displaying on the computer screen. Shucks, itâs already so late. Wei Weiâs husband has already come home from work, yet why is her own husband still in a conference meeting?
\nShould she go deliver some late night snack to him?
\nJust as Shan Shan is debating in her head, the Wei Wei on the screen suddenly moves.
\nMasterBossTakingCareOfBaby: Youâre back? Do you still want to continue?
\nReedWeiWei: hao. (yeah)
\nShan Shan immediately tosses the Boss whoâs stuck in a meeting to the back of her head; she follows Wei Wei joyfully to gain experience level.
\nJust when Shan Shan is following behind happily while picking up dropped items, a message appears on the party channelâââAuntie, stop picking up items from behind. Iâm going to be fighting the boss soon, so if you trail too far behind, you wonât gain any experience.â
\nAuntie?!
\nShan Shan is struck dumb. After a while, a scary thought springs to her mind: âCould youâŚâŚbeâŚâŚCong Cong?â
\nâMm!â
\nââŚâŚWhereâs your mom?â
\nâDaddy is back. Mommy and Daddy are playing together. Cong Cong was playing with little brother. Little brother went to sleep, so Cong Cong is playing on the computer.â
\nShan Shan replies with much difficulty: ââŚâŚGood Cong CongâŚâŚyouâre so smartâŚâŚyour little pair of hands knows how to type so many wordsâŚâŚâ
\nâMm! (paternal) Grandma said, Cong Cong and little brother and daddy are just as smart. (maternal) Grandma said, Cong Cong and little brother are smarter than mommy!â
\nShan Shan: âŚâŚWei Wei, is there really no problem with your status in the family?!
\nParty Channel:
\nReedWeiWei: Auntie! Iâm done.
\nShan Shan quietly watches the boss from the quest fall to the ground. She quietly walks over, and numbly takes away the items that the boss has droppedâŚâŚ
\nThe level between one person to another is too greatâŚâŚ
\nSomeoneâs kid is already able to lead her in online gamesâŚâŚ
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