This chapter is updated by wuxiaworld.eu\nWhen it comes to gossip, StormGoddessNiNiās typing speed increases twofold; another message arrives right away: āTheyāre both in City B. Itās such a coincidence. Wei Wei, are you also there?ā
\nWei Wei: āMm, Iām studying in City B.ā
\nItās not really much of a coincidence. The server theyāre on is called, āImperial Storm,ā and itās normal for people from City B to all be on it. Speaking of which, maybe the Great Master and YuGong and the others are also from City Bā¦ā¦
\nWei Wei falls into a daze.
\nStormGoddessNiNi: āIām in City T, 555 (boohoohoo), otherwise I would meet up with you guys. Oh right, I have a photo of RealWater and LittleRainYaoYao together. RealWater is actually quite handsome. I have their photo. Wei Wei, do you want to see it?ā
\nWei Wei: ā>o\nWei Wei is not the least bit curious in what RealWaterIsScentless looks like, otherwise, she wouldāve asked for a photo a month or two ago before they ādivorced.ā Another pair from the guild exchanged photos at the time, but they immediately separated after seeing how each other really looked like. That was also when RealWater suggested trading photos; Wei Wei was caught by surprise and replied uneasily: āI donāt have a digital camera, so I donāt have any digital photos.ā Although it was true, it clearly sounded like a fake excuse to turn him down.
\nWei Wei feels that regardless of what excuse is used, it doesnāt matter, as long as he understands that she has no interest in trading photos. They are only acquaintances on the internet; they donāt know who they really are in real person, so they should be cautious of exchanging photos. Furthermore, exchanging photos when they are a āmarried coupleā in the game suggests a possible love relationship in real life, and Wei Wei doesnāt like this feeling at all.
\nBut RealWaterIsScentless obviously didnāt think the same. Thinking back now, that was when RealWaterās attitude changed.
\n \nStormGoddessNiNi continues to persuade her: āYou really donāt want to see it?ā
\nWei Wei: āNo >o\nStormGoddessNiNi feels dejected: āThereās gossip but youāre not interested. Wei Wei, youāre too not cute. Oh right, youāve met ASmileNaiHe, havenāt you? Is he handsome, is he handsome?ā
\nWei Wei is stunned in front of her computer. She quickly replies with āno, I havenāt,ā but she canāt help but wonder if Great Master NaiHe asks to trade photos, would she be willing to?
\nIt seems likeā¦ā¦
\nShe would.
\nWhat if NaiHe asks to meet her?
\nIt seems likeā¦ā¦.she also would.
\nAh~~
\nWei Wei is shocked from her āwillingnessā for both scenarios, but when she considers NaiHeās personality, she doubts that he would ask, therefore, these two scenarios will never happen. After realizing this, she feels a bit sad.
\nShe is able to forget anyone she has met in rivers and lakes, but as for NaiHeā¦ā¦
\nWei Wei refuses to think further.
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\n \nWei Wei didnāt tell NaiHe about the bribery; itās such a small matter that itās not worth mentioning, therefore, thereās no need to worry the Great Master.
\nA day later, Wei Wei and NaiHe are announced winners of the video contest. They receive the rewards right away; due to the two times experience increase reward, Wei Wei immediately gets bumped up a level.
\nWei Wei is elated. After all, itās not easy for someone at her level to get bumped up to the next; her last level up has already been from two weeks ago. Of course, she also receives the rainbow-colored outfit as part of the reward. She puts it on right away; it sure is very pretty, dazzling, exquisite, and shining with brilliance. It can even change colors; red, orange, yellow, green, blue, violet, and indigo; all seven colors of the rainbow. Wei Wei tries out the colors.
\nYuGong says to NaiHe: āPut it on for us to see.ā
\nWei Wei nods her head and sends two drooling smileys with heart-shaped eyes.
\nAlthough NaiHe doesnāt like these complicated and exquisite clothing, seeing how much they anticipate it, he clicks to change his avatarās wardrobe. The pure white robed musician changes into a dandy purple clothed nobleman. Under their requests, he changes the color one by one, but stops after six of them.
\nMonkeyWine says: āSix? Thereās one color missing.ā
\nMoZhaHim shouts: āGreen, itās green!ā
\nNaiHe ignores them, keeping his thoughts to himself. He instantly changes his wardrobe back to being the white robed musician.
\nYuGong and MoZhaHim āheheheheā laugh wickedly at the same time.
\nWei Wei suddenly realizes what theyāre laughing at. Greenā¦ā¦
\nThe Great Masterās hair accessory is a white jade hairpin, but the rainbow outfit comes with a hat instead, so when itās greenā¦ā¦
\nItās a green hat (made a cuckold)ā¦ā¦
\n>o<
\nMoZhaHim says purposely: āThird brother, whatās wrong? Why are you not wearing the couple outfit with third sister-in-law? Is it becauseā¦ā¦ā
\nNaiHe says: āWeāre an old married couple. We donāt need to mind so much about these things.ā
\nWei Wei is dumbstruck.
\nOh Great Master, if you donāt want to wear it, just donāt wear it then. Why come up with an excuse and even saying that weāre an old married coupleā¦ā¦
\n \nIn the next few days, Wei Wei continues to wear the rainbow-colored outfit; not that she likes it a lot, itās just that she doesnāt want to let it go to waste after spending so much effort on the video and winning it. Itās actually quite a hassle to wear it because the outfit has no attributes; it doesnāt boost your defense or attacks. Sheāll be beaten to death if she wears it while fighting monsters. Therefore, she always has to change her wardrobe before battles.
\nHowever, one time, after Wei Wei forgets to change her wardrobe, she is killed by a low level boss with one strike. Wei Wei gets upset and from then on, she tosses the outfit into the trunk and never wears it again.
\nInterestingly, although Wei Wei only wore the outfit for two to three days, she bumped into LittleRainYaoYao a few times. She usually doesnāt bump into her for at least ten days to half a month, but when she bumped into her for the third time, Wei Wei felt a bit awkward. Wei Wei hopes that she doesnāt think that she was showing off on purposeā¦ā¦.
\nAnyway, she can think however she wants. Whatever!
\n>o<
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\n \nThe couple PK competition is also announced at the same time as the winner of the video contest. After a month of waiting, the rules and schedule for the PK competition are finally here. Wei Wei reads them and feels that theyāre reasonable.
\nThe PK competition is to commence on Friday of next week, and it will last for a month. The first half of the month will be local serversā competitions starting with points accumulation battles; the top sixteen of each server will compete for top spot, and then the top couple of each server will compete against each other for the finals.
\nWei Wei takes note of the final competition, which is on June 14th at 8pm. Her level 6 exam (College English Test) is in the afternoon on June 21st, which means that even if they make it to the finals, she will still have a week left to concentrate on studying English.
\nVery good. Itās perfect.
\nWei Wei nods in satisfaction and starts to plan her time for playing and studying next month. NaiHe is rather relaxed about it; after he and Wei Wei goes to the NPC to sign up, he says to her: āIf thereās a competition, just let me know the day before.ā
\nWei Wei, his follower, nods immediately: āMm, no problem.ā
\n \nCompared to NaiHeās serene attitude, MonkeyWine and YuGong are much more excited about it; they keep asking them to PK with them before the competition, saying that this will help them practice.
\nMonkeyWine says: āCome, pretend that weāre your opponents. Letās pretend this is a PK competition.ā
\nNaiHe says: āOur opponents are couples. Which of you is the husband, and which of you is the wife?ā
\nMonkeyWine replies: āOf course Iām the husband.ā
\nYuGong jumps up immediately: āNo, Iām the husband.ā
\nMonkeyWing: āIām taller than you.ā
\nYuGong: āIām heavier than you.ā
\nā¦ā¦ā¦
\nā¦ā¦
\nThe two of them argues childishly for a moment, and then ends up PKing each other when they canāt settle itā¦ā¦
\nWei Wei looks at NaiHe in admiration. Great Master, oh, Great Master, you defeat others without even needing to shed blood.
\n \nAnyway, since YuGong and MonkeyWine canāt decide whoās husband and whoās wife, they didnāt get any practice. Their main activity before going to the competitions is to go fight bosses.
\nWei Wei and NaiHe continue to leave the team every now and then to do couple quests. Theyāre almost done with the advanced level couple quests; only the last one is not complete, which is the legendary and most torturous out of all torturous quests, āThe Return of the Condor Heroes.ā
\n \nHow torturous is the quest? Itās so torturous that since the creation of the game, no one has ever successfully completed it. Wei Wei and NaiHe begin working on it and realize that it is indeed torturous; every stage of the quest is difficult and tedious.
\nTake fighting monsters as an example. In the quest, there is a monster that shamelessly voids all non-attack type spells; whenever its blood level drops to a certain threshold, it will always perform a Miracle Cure and replenish all of its health. It also prevents profile lookup, so players cannot see how much health it hasā¦ā¦NaiHe finally kills it after estimating its health and frequency of performing Miracle Cure.
\nAs a result, Wei Wei worships the Great Master even more. She also tried estimating the monsterās health, but wasnāt able to estimate it so quickly. Heās so quick that heās not even human, not human at all.
\n \nBesides the traditional fighting monsters and collecting ingredients parts in āThe Return of the Condor Heroesā quest, it also torturously sets a time limit on players to complete riddles, mazes, and etcetera. Thereās even a game of chessā¦ā¦Although players can choose to play either Xianqi (Chinese Chess) or Go and only need to make a few moves, there are definitely players who donāt know how to play either of themā¦ā¦.
\nLike Wei Wei ==
\nThank goodness for Great Master NaiHe who knows everything.
\nThey pass each stage successfully, but when they get to the very last stage, Wei Wei finally sees what is more tortuous than torturous.
\nAfter talking to the NPC of the last stage, the system bot suddenly sends Wei Wei to a mysterious place that is not on the map; NaiHe must find her within the next 16 hours. If he doesnāt find her, the quest is deemed incomplete.
\nWei Wei now understands why the quest is called āThe Return of the Condor Heroesā; it is a complete mock of Yang Guo and Xiao Long Nuās storyline of being separated for 16 years.
\nWith that said, could this pitch black place that she is in right now the same as the place in the novel? Could this be the bottom of the cliff? Wouldnāt this mean that NaiHe would need to jump off the cliff to find her?
\n>o<
\n \nThankfully, the system is not so crazy as to shut off their chat windows. They are still able to contact each other.
\nNaiHe: āWhat is the surrounding like?ā
\nWei Wei: āItās very, very, very darkā¦ā¦ā
\nWei Wei is embarrassed of her description, but NaiHe is quite calm about it: āYou canāt see anything?ā
\nWei Wei: āNope.ā
\nNaiHe: āAny noises?ā
\nWei Wei pays close attention for a minute: āI think thereās water.ā
\nNaiHe: āMm, I know where it is.ā
\n \nThey didnāt talk after that. Wei Wei canāt simply just sit and wait for NaiHe to find her, so she starts searching around in the dark to see if thereās any information that she can give to NaiHe. She also goes online to search, but as mentioned before, since no one has ever passed the quest, there are no guides available. As for the official site, their description of the final stage is only in one line ā ācouples must rely on their telepathy to pass the stage.ā
\nThis is truly insane ā ā
\nTen minutes pass and Wei Wei receives a new message; she thought that it was NaiHe, but when she opened it, it was from Guild Master, BattleTheWorld.
\nBattleTheWorld: āReed, why did your party steal the boss fight of someone in our guild?ā
\n \nThe guild that Wei Wei belongs to is called, Sound of Blue Ocean Tides Pavilion, which is one of the top four guilds on the local server. The creator is a female player named UnawakenedButterflyDreams. Wei Wei knew ButterflyDream when she first started playing, so she joined the guild when it was first established; she is also considered one of the senior leaders of the guild, even though she has never really taken any authoritative positions.
\nUnawakenedButterflyDreams switched jobs two months ago, so she got busy and transferred her Guild Master position to her husband, BattleTheWorld. Wei Wei doesnāt know BattleTheWorld well, but RealWaterIsScentless is rather close with him.
\nWei Wei is a bit puzzled from receiving the message.
\nāWhat boss fight?? Iāve been in a coupleās quest all this time.ā
\nBattleTheWorld: āYuGongClimbsAMountain and MonkeyWine, arenāt they from your party?ā