This chapter is updated by wuxiaworld.eu\nâWei Wei, come to (Emotionally) Unmoved Island, and letâs get a divorce.â
\nThe moment Bei Wei Wei goes online, she sees this message from her online âhusbandâ RealWaterIsScentless. Wei Wei is a bit dumbstruck. No way, the dormâs broadband took half a month to repair, which is only ten days or so, but he already has a change of heart?
\nWei Wei replies after a while: âWhy?â
\nRealWaterIsScentless: âWei Wei, Iâm sorry. Please donât ask why. Iâll send you a divine gear item as compensation.â
\nThereâs even alimony? Wei Wei feels a bit helpless: âItâs okay.â
\nMarriage in games is never for real. She married RealWaterIsScentless so that they could complete quests since some of them can only be completed by married couples. It is also the reason why many single guys and girls in the guild got married. RealWaterIsScentless sent her a message asking if she wanted to marry him, and she agreed without thinking much of it.
\nTheyâve been married for half a year now. Although Wei Wei has never been loving and affectionately calling him âhubbyâ and has always called him by his full name, theyâve been highly compatible. After battling alongside each other for so long, theyâve rather grown a strong sense of comradery.
\nAfter all, itâs a gameâŠâŠ
\nWei Wei replies: âIâll go there immediately.â
\nWei Weiâs avatar, âReedWeiWei (HumbleReed),â hops onto a horse and gallops towards Unmoved Island.
\nReedWeiWei is a powerfully adorned heroine in red.
\nThis online game, âDream Voyage in Rivers and Lakes,â that Wei Wei is playing, is the hottest WuXia (martial arts) online game on the market. There actually isnât anything special about the game other than its beautifully crafted sceneries and its large collection of avatars available; there are eighteen different avatars for guys and girls each. Wei Weiâs heroine in red is less commonly chosen; not that it isnât pretty, itâs because her weapon is a large saber.
\nIn comparison to the elegant flute made of jade, the snow white colored dancing ribbons, the lightweight soft sword, or the Emeici (daggers), the large saber truly lacks beauty and feminism, so not many girls pick it, but Wei Wei likes it. Wei Wei feels that itâs tough and matches her image.
\nAfter arriving at Unmoved Island, they drink a cup of Unmoved Water, and the system bot announces: âReedWeiWei and RealWaterIsScentlessâs love has broken and are now divorced. They no longer have any ties together.â
\nRealWaterIsScentless wants to give Wei Wei a divine equipment item, but Wei Wei clicks on cancel and doesnât accept it. She sends him a smiley face and the red clothed heroine walks away fearlessly.
\n \nIn the afternoon of the next day, Wei Wei goes online again after eating lunch. StormGoddessNiNi (StormGoddessGirl), a girl in the guild who is rather close with Wei Wei, sends her a message: âWei Wei, what happened? You and RealWater are divorced? I heard that he is getting married with LittleRainYaoYao (LittleRainEnchantress) at eight oâclock tonight!â
\nWei Wei: ââŠâŠâ
\nStormGoddessNiNi: âYou guys are really divorced?â
\nWei Wei: âYeah.â
\nStormGoddessNiNi: âHow unfortunate. RealWater is a pretty good guy. I never thought that he would be spellbound by beauty, but that LittleRainYaoYao is indeed quite pretty.â
\nNi Ni obviously isnât saying how pretty her avatar is, but in real life. Three months ago, the gaming company held a real life voting contest with the gamers; top three gamers got top level gears. LittleRainYaoYao uploaded a few photos and a video clip and won by huge popularity; the results immediately shook the local server that Wei Wei was playing on; LittleRainYaoYao became the target for drooling over on by many lecherous guys playing on the same server.
\nHer ex-husband is now marrying another girl in a blink of an eye. Although she and RealWater were more like teammates, Wei Wei still couldnât help but feel depressed. She bangs her head on the table (this is what she does when she is depressedâŠ) and yells, âHow can you be like this!? How can you choose beauty by appearance and not from within!!!!â
\nWei Wei didnât shout like that in the game, she shouted in her dorm room, so the bunker above immediately threw pillows at her.
\nâBei Wei Wei! How can a true beauty like you say that out loud! What are the rest of us going to do?â
\nThatâs right. Bei Wei Wei is a beauty; a super pretty girl. But there are many types of pretty girls; some are elegant, some are intelligent, some are sweet, some are gentle, some are virtuousâŠâŠ
\nAnd there are some like Wei Wei, who areââonly good for looksâŠâŠ
\nEven though Wei Wei has been studying hard to become the smart kind, butâŠâŠ
\nWith enchanting eyebrows, captivating eyes, lips that are always red, and a hot body, even if Bei Wei Wei wears the humiliating university of science and engineering school uniform, no one would really believe that she is a student from this brand-name university.
\nWei Wei suddenly remembers other hateful things in life, so she continues to bang her head on the table.
\n \nMeanwhile on the computer, StormGoddessNiNi continues to gossip: âBefore, I heard that LittleRainYaoYao wanted to marry someone on the leaderboard, but I didnât know that she would be with RealWater. Then again, I saw RealWater and her going on quests together a lot recently.â
\nJust as she thought, they had an affair while she was away. Wei Wei sends a gloomy burnt face over.
\nâYou canât really blame RealWater, Wei Wei. ActuallyâŠâ
\nâWhat actually?â Wei Wei stops banging her head, grabs a cup of water, and types with one hand.
\nâActuallyâŠâŠyouâre so good at playing and youâre ranked sixth on the PK (battle) leaderboard. Furthermore, you never ask guys for new gears, so a lot of gamers suspect that youâre a crossplayer!â
\nâPfft!â Wei Wei spurts water all over the screen.