The viper clans didn’t care about those who weren’t in their clans, so humans who were going to grave rob shouldn’t even be mentioned. Mo Laoda and Mo Dayi opened their mouths without a trace of mercy.
Among the fifteen men, the middle-aged man was the most nimble. When Mo Laoda and Mo Dayi’s appeared, the middle-aged man’s pupils constricted. Wang Yanzhen, who had been closely following the middle-aged man, dodged the two vipers’ attacks, wishing that he could flee so he wouldn’t be in danger, at least for a while.
Mo Dayi was indeed powerful: just one venomous bite was enough to fell a person. But the people who had come to rob the tomb weren’t to be trifled with. Yes, while man themselves couldn’t resist his venom, their clothes could! This specialized clothing was made to withstand bites, even repeated bites. There was metal built into almost all of it. Now the grave robbers <sup>1</sup> no longer complained that the clothes were too heavy or not breathable. They would even go and express their gratitude to Wang Yanzhen for making them wear their headgear. Naturally, the people who encountered Mo Laoda didn’t have such good luck. Mo Laoda’s sharp fangs were able to penetrate these people’s clothes. But, after all, Mo Laoda and Mo Dayi were only two snakes, so some people were still able to escape. The middle-aged man and Wang Yanzhen were among these.
Mo Laoda ‘s face was stormy and he said, seriously“Give chase!”
Mo Dayi thought for a moment and suggested, “Or go back first. It’s probably better to hurry back and inform the other clansmen.”
Mo Laoda slanted a glance at Mo Dayi. “Did you forget that I promised Xiaoxiao that I’d bring one of them back for him?”
Mo Dayi: “
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Mo Laoda spoke again, “Chase each and every one and kill all of them. I’m going to catch one for Xiaoxiao.”
After saying this, Mo Laoda took the lead to charge towards the direction of the group of fleeing humans. This direction, it was the same direction in which the middle-aged man and Wang Yanzhen had fled. Mo Dayi, on the other hand, sped off in the opposite direction.
“Uncle Xu, the vipers in this tomb are really too dreadful! We’d better leave!” No matter how composed Wang Yanzhen was, he was still no more than a youngster. Running into something like this, it was still difficult for him to hide his fear.
The middle-aged man’s legs didn’t slow in the slightest and his breathing remained steady. Ultimately amongst tomb robbers, he’d been a tomb robber for quite some time so, when speaking of composure, he had more composure than Wang Yanzhen. The middle-aged man didn’t speak and only briefly looked at Wang Yanzhen. In his heart, he laughed deprecatingly. Leave? It was very likely that they wouldn’t even make it to the exit. As soon as that snake overtook them, they’d be bitten to death! Human or snake, who was faster? The more he thought of this, the more the middle-aged man despaired.
The middle-aged man’s thoughts were correct: even if he and Wang Yanzhen had managed to run faster, they were unable to move faster than the Mo Laoda who was now Clan Head. After just a brief bit of effort, Mo Laoda had already closed the gap between himself and the two men. The sounds of a snake slithering behind them made the two men shiver in fear.
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The middle-aged man clenched his teeth then suddenly stopped and loudly yelled, “We can’t outrun it! We have to act together to kill it!” Wang Yanzhen hesitated but then forced himself to stop. In the event that he was the only one remaining, his chances of escaping were even slimmer. He might as well work with Uncle Xu and kill the snake so that their chances of escaping were greater.
However, no matter what the middle-aged man and Wang Yanzhen thought, the fact that Mo Laoda was nearby was undeniable. Mo Laoda saw that the two men had stopped and were no longer fleeing. Rather than immediately launch an attack, he conscientiously sized up the two humans in front of him.
Oh, which one should he bring back to the Little Idiot? Mo Laoda’s gaze jumped between the two men, looking them over. Still, it was really hard to decide, the two looked equally ugly! Mo Laoda hesitated but finally made up his mind. He would kill whoever attacked him first and then he would bring back the remaining one! The Little Idiot had once said that only an outstanding talent can recognize current trends <sup>2</sup> , so the first one to attack him would surely not be an very smart! This way, the one he’d bring back would be the “outstanding talent” and the Little Idiot would surely be pleased!
Mo Laoda’s gaze caused the middle-aged man and Wang Yanzhen to feel even more oppression and worry. Unexpectedly, Wang Yanzhen suddenly got the sense that this thick and solid black snake in front of them was intelligent!
“Little boy, I’ll attack first. You sneak around the black snake and attack it from behind! Remember, don’t panic.” The middle-aged man, in a low voice, briefed Wang Yanzhen while his eyes remained trained unwaveringly on Mo Laoda.
Mo Laoda swung his tail, puzzled. ‘You really aren’t concerned about discussing a sneak attack on me? I overheard it all, you know! Can this really be called a sneak attack anymore?’ However, Mo Laoda now knew which one to kill and which one to bring back.
Seeing that the ugly human, the one he was going to bring back with him and who thought that he hadn’t found out their plans, quietly retreated a few steps. Mo Laoda felt really baffled but, since the humans wanted to play, he’d go along with it <sup>3</sup> . Mo Laoda, going along with the middle-aged man’s plans, slowly slithered towards the middle-aged man.
The middle-aged man’s palms were sweating profusely. He composed himself, unholstered the pistol at his hip and aimed at Mo Laoda. Mo Laoda saw that there was something in the opposite party’s hands and recalled that, when he and Mo Dayi were killing the humans, those humans had also taken this thing out. But the thing didn’t seem to be useful. Whether they hit Mo Dayi or himself, it had only hurt for a moment. He really didn’t understand why the human in front of him was taking this kind of thing out.
Mo Laoda was a little impatient with this game. However, for the middle-aged man and Wang Yanzhen this was a life or death battle. Mo Laoda attacked first.
Mo Laoda braced his tail on the ground, then slapped it hard on the ground to launch himself into the air. In the blink of an eye, he was directly in front of the middle-aged man. He opened his mouth wide, exposing  large and shining bright venomous fangs. The middle-aged man hurriedly airmed for Mo Laoda’s seven inches <sup>4</sup> and pulled the trigger, shooting a bullet at Mo Laoda. Mo Laoda’s pupils constricted and he moved a little sideways in midair, luckily causing the bullet to miss him. Now he was less than three meters away from the middle-aged man. The middle-aged man hurriedly retreated a few steps, attempting to put distance between himself and Mo Laoda. But don’t forget, Mo Laoda was over ten meters long! Still in midair, Mo Laoda stretched out his body and, right as the middle-aged man was about to leave his attack range, ruthlessly bit into the middle-aged man’s neck. It was at this moment that Wang Yanzhen attacked him from behind. Mo Laoda slanted a look backwards and used his tail to slap Wang Yanzhen away, knocking Wang Yanzhen firmly into a large tree trunk.
Mo Laoda released the middle-aged man, but the middle-aged man now how no way to change his fate <sup>5</sup> . Mo Laoda’s venom had already permeated the middle-aged man’s blood.
Having been tossed into the trunk of a large tree, Wang Yanzhen was really, exceptionally frightened now and he no longer had the wherewithal to care if the middle-aged man was alive or dead. As he pulled himself to his legs to run, Mo Laoda shouted, “Stand still!”
After that
after that, Wang Yanzhen was struck dumb.
Mo Laoda was quite annoyed. Looking at Wang Yanzhen standing there astonished, he thought to himself that this remaining human was an idiot, and he couldn’t help but feel some regret over killing the other human just a moment ago. But now there were no other options, he had to bring this one back to the Little Idiot! Mo Laoda coiled two loops of his body around Wang Yanzhen, saw that Wang Yanzhen still hadn’t returned to his senses, and impatiently used his tail to hit Wang Yanzhen a few times.
“Come back to your senses, come back to your senses! Come back to your senses and don’t just stand there!”
The clear voice coming from around underfoot caused Wang Yanzhen to realize that all of this really wasn’t a dream. He’d wanted to go to the snake tomb but then, when he managed to enter the snake tomb, his team of fifteen very cautiously and quickly crossed the mountain in seven days. As for where the tomb was located, he hadn’t the slightest clue. At first, everything had been fine. Who would have anticipated being met with a surprise snake attack? Their side had fifteen people, but the two snakes had caused them to either die or flee. He’d brought with them his greatest weapon, Uncle Xu, but he’d gone and died! And now the snake that had attacked him was talking! Talking! It spoke human words! He could understand the human words it spoke!
“Laoda, how are you doing here?” Mo Dayi made his way out from the underbrush nearby.
“Caught one, but it seems a little stupid.” Mo Laoda gloomily eyed Wang Yanzhen. “How many did you catch?”
Mo Dayi said, “Just got one. Wait for me to kill that human and I’ll go after the other humans. Actually, I can’t smell the humans’ stink so I had to come and find you.”
Depressed, Wang Yanzhen listened to the two snakes’ conversation. The Wang family had a secret way to conceal the scent trail of the human body. Originally, both he and Uncle Xu also had some, but they lost it in the big fight just now.
“The other humans have also escaped.” Mo Laoda’s voice was serious. “Those people absolutely cannot be allowed to enter the old tomb. First, we’ll return to Xiaoxiao, then we’ll consider it at length.”
Mo Dayi responded, “Then what’s to be done with this human?”
Mo Laoda said, “Make him walk in front of us and tell him where to go.”
And so Wang Yanzhen, trembling with fear and trepidation, walked ahead. Mo Laoda and Mo Dayi walked behind Wang Yanzhen.
“It’s moving too slowly!” After having moved about for the better half of a day, Mo Dayi finally couldn’t help but complain.
Mo Laoda sympathized. “Indeed, it is really too slow. How can humans be so small and weak like this? It’s really strange!”
In the viper clans’ inherited memories there were descriptions of humankind. This old tomb had been created by humans and, in the inherited memories, humans were powerful characters while, simultaneously, the most important thing that the vipers were to defend was a human. However, for a very long time, for too long of a time, humans had never appeared, so the vipers, from the start, didn’t know what humans looked like! So the next time a human appeared it made Mo Laoda feel very disappointed. Humankind was nothing special.
“Could I have something to drink?” Walking under the scorching sun for over half the day, Wang Yanzhen eventually couldn’t help but ask for this. After going through a large fight, fleeing a large fight, and then walking for a long time, Wang Yanzhen was really thirsty and hungry. His lips were white and cracked. What he saw in front of him blurred into a haze to the point that he couldn’t even clearly make out the road in front of him.
“Go on, go on!” Mo Laoda impatiently swung his tail. It really had too many needs!
At this moment, Wang Yanzhen didn’t care whether or not Mo Laoda was happy or not, and quickly lay down on his stomach in front of a nearby brook.  Heedless of whether the water was clean or not, he drank large mouthfuls of water – perhaps because of cruelly having to walk alongside a riverbank but be unable to drink any, Wang Yanzhen felt even more thirsty and couldn’t keep himself from asking to drink water.
After walking for the rest of the day, as the sun was setting behind the mountain, Mo Laoda, Mo Dayi and Wang Yanzhen finally approached the place where Yin Xiaoxiao was staying.
(Today is very important, very important!)
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Footnotes
<ol>added for clarity èŻ†æ—¶ćŠĄè€…äžșäżŠæ°: idiom basically saying that whoever can adapt to changing circumstances is wise 无所谓: has many meanings, but generally means to go along with the flow, leaving decisions up to others, not caring or being fine with whatever 䞃毞äč‹ć€„: used to refer specifically to what was believed to be where a snake’s heart was located; is now an idiom for a vital area ć›žć€©æ— æœŻ: literally no technique to reverse the situation; often used as a metaphor for people with terminal illnesses</ol>