The next day before sunset, Yin Dabai and Hua Xiaohua, as expected, brought back even more bird eggs. Yin Xiaoxiao glanced over. Yin Dabai had dragged back a bird’s nest that was almost overflowing with eggs. Yin Xiaoxiao looked at Hua Xiaohua and was astonished. Usually, Hua Xiaohua only tagged along with Yin Dabai and returned with mouth and tail empty. Today, he had actually returned with a bird’s nest. From a visual estimation, it appeared that the number of eggs wasn’t any fewer than those brought back by Yin Dabai. Yin Xiaoxiao was distressed. If this continued, in the future, would there be any birds left building nests in this mountain range?
“Oh, how about today we go to the riverbank to eat bird eggs?” Hua Xiaohua, full of joy and expectation, suggested. As usual, Yin Dabai went along with his partner. Since Pop and Dad were both in agreement, the opinion of the young snakes was naturally overlooked.
“Xiaoyi, Xiaoer, Xiaosan, drag the bird’s nest! Xiaosi, Xiaowu, Xiaoxiao, drag the other bird’s nest! Dabai, drag the tree stump!” Hua Xiaohua began to assign tasks. Oh, naturally the tree stump that was referred to was the one that Hua Xiaohua and Yin Dabai had used the last time since Yin Dabai had thought to keep it. It would have been too inconvenient to go look for another similar one. Even though this so-called tree stump couldn’t be used forever, it could still continue to be used. Using it the next eight or ten times wouldn’t be entirely out of the question.
In the ensuing silence, Yin Xiaoxiao was the only one to open his mouth. “Pop, what are you doing, then?”  He absolutely would not surrender to the forces of evil! ‘Why should we all have assignments only for Pop to have none?! For such a large snake, you are shameless to do nothing!’
Hua Xiaohua fiercely glared at Yin Xiaoxiao. Yin Xiaoxiao trembled but endured, holding back the desire to recoil. He raised his head, stood tall and glared back.
Hua Xiaohua glared at his son for a while but impatiently withdrew his gaze when he found it had no effect. He bundled up those branches left over from yesterday and said, “I’ll take these.”
Yin Xiaoxiao: “
”
Although Yin Xiaoxiao’s rebellion didn’t get the expected result, from the admiring gazes of the young snakes, just being brave enough to rebel was praiseworthy. Oh, and evenly more importantly, Yin Dabai’s gaze was included with those of the other snakes’. In Yin Dabai’s own heart, he was crying a river of tears. He and Xiaohua were childhood sweethearts <sup>1</sup> From the first time he had seen Xiaohua up to and including have children <sup>2</sup> , he had never once dared to disobey Xiaohua! His Xiaoxiao was indeed extremely, undeniably brave!
Hua Xiaohua saw anger in the faces of the snakes and he ruthlessly whacked Yin Dabai with his tail. “What’s the hold up <sup>3</sup> ? Get going!” Finished speaking, he walked away.
Yin Dabai dragged the tree stump, the young snakes dragged the birds’ nests, and they all, crestfallen, followed Hua Xiaohua. Hua Xiaohua walked in front with the bundled branches in a manner that could be called swaggering.
Intentionally or otherwise, the snakes avoided Lan Yiyi’s family’s house and headed directly to that area with the silt.
As this directly affected what they would be eating, for this family of foodies, clear division of labor was important. Thus, when they finally arrived, everyone tacitly undertook work that best suited them. The young snakes were responsible for coating the eggs with mud, a task which came with a certain degree of danger. What was this danger? Well if they weren’t careful, they would fall into the silt and end up covered head to tail in mud and become a small dirty snake. And aside from Xiaoxiao, no terrestrial snakes wanted to flop into the brook. So, the avoid this, the young snakes very cautiously and solemnly <sup>4</sup> protected their bodies from being sullied by the silt.
With complete concentration, Yin Xiaoxiao was in the middle of rolling eggs in the mud with his tail. When light glinted out of the corner of his eyes, it tore his attention away towards the place where Yin Dabai and Hua Xiaohua were about to light a fire. Just one look was enough to scare Yin Xiaoxiao into jumping. Almost at the same time, Yin Xiaoxiao’s pointed voice broke the tranquility, “Hey! Stop!”
Yin Xiaoxiao shouting like this also frightened Yin Dabai and Hua Xiaohua, causing the two snakes, who had been wound together, into separating immediately. They appeared like two snakes who had been caught having an affair. But Yin Xiaoxiao wasn’t in the frame of mind to be thinking about adultery. He immediately hurried over to Yin Dabai and Hua Xiaohua.
“Dad! Pop! You two almost scared me to death!”
Hua Xiaohua angrily said, “It’s you who almost scared me to death! Anyway, what were you yelling about?”
Yin Xiaoxiao mentally rolled his eyes. “Dad, Pop, aren’t you two worried that making a fire amongst this grass will set it all alight? Or did you mean to set all the underbrush on fire in order to eat cooked eggs?”
When Yin Xiaoxiao said this, Yin Dabai and Hua Xiaohua reacted. Charmingly naive was charmingly naive <sup>5</sup> , but naivety wouldn’t be charming if the snake god became angry. Thinking along the same lines, Yin Dabai and Hua Xiaohua reacted by breaking into cold sweats. If this mountain burned
 please! According to the inherited memories, their purpose was to guard this mountain range!
“Then-then what’s to be done?” Hua Xiaohua asked, blankly.
Yin Xiaoxiao looked around. “Let’s do it near the brook. First, pull up all the grasses in the area
bite-bite close to the root! Then, draw a circle and sprinkle water along the edges of the circle. Next, in the middle of the circle, make the fire. If it’s like this then there’s no need to worry. The bitten off grass can be used in place of branches since there aren’t any branches here–Hua Xiaohua, use the grass to make a fire–grass burns more quickly so we’ll have to be diligent and frequently go to get more grass to add.”
Yin Xiaoxiao finished. Yin Dabai had already begun to do as Yin XIaoxiao had said. As for Hua Xiaohua — he dragged the tree stump over into Yin Dabai’s circle, then stood there. He clearly had no qualms waiting until Yin Dabai returned to make the fire after taking care of everything.
Yin Xiaoxiao silently stared at Hua Xiaohua for a moment, then silently turned his face away. As Hua Xiaohua’s son, he sincerely felt so ashamed!
In the midst of this bustling, time passed very quickly. The young snakes rolled the eggs in silt, the fire was successfully built, and afterwards the whole snake family gathered together to begin to bake the eggs. Of course, these eggs were Yin Xiaoxiao’s main food, but since there was fire and cooked eggs, the whole family was very interested. Feeling that, in their very long lives as snakes, there was something fun and interesting to look forward to, they had an upwelling of enthusiasm for the fire and eggs. However, it seemed that Yin Xiaoxiao didn’t feel strongly about these matters.
Yin Xiaoxiao silently retreated from within the circle of snakes. ‘This is way too much! You’re all staring too fiercely at the egg in the fire! It won’t cook faster even if it’s afraid of all of you!’
Actually, Yin Xiaoxiao, as a homeothermic <sup>6</sup> animal, was incapable of understanding that nice and warm feeling, felt by the crowd of assembled snakes, of eating something warm and solid, as it slid from mouth to stomach, on a cold night. The snakes were enthusiastic, not because the cooked eggs were tastier or because the eggs satiated their hunger, but because of the temperature of the eggs! If Yin Xiaoxiao knew the real reason, he wouldn’t have been gnashing his teeth in anger and resentment that they were wasting food.
As the color of the sky gradually darkened, the crowd of snakes were clearly still full of enthusiasm for baking the eggs. Yin Xiaoxiao ate six or seven cooked eggs in succession until he was full, two or three left over in front of him. After facing the problem of more snakes and fewer eggs, everyone began to fight each other over the eggs in a free-for-all. Since it was like this, Yin Dabai and Hua Xiaohua didn’t compete earnestly. Under the concerted efforts of the young snakes, the two regulated their speed to that of the young snakes. It was only natural that on an occasion like this they would throw the game. If they didn’t, it would be extremely difficult for the young snakes to eat.
Only, in something like this, Yin Xiaoxiao was the unlucky one out, appearing so small and being so slow. Fortunately, everyone still had some conscience and intentionally gave Yin Xiaoxiao eight or nine cooked eggs. Then, as soon as Yin Xiaoxiao withdrew into the shadows, the remaining snakes glared like tigers watching their prey <sup>7</sup> , remaining vigilant in front of the fire, staring that the eggs piled in the flames as though watching a nemesis die. Even after Yin Xiaoxiao had eaten his fill and wanted to join the lively assembly, he was pushed to the side by Hua Xiaohua.
Yin Xiaoxiao was forced to gloomily stay in the shadows. From behind him, the grass swayed, blown by the wind, then something poked Yin Xiaoxiao’s tail.
Yin Xiaoxiao jumped in fright. He turned to look and discovered that there was something quite large in the underbrush behind him. Right away Yin Xiaoxiao made to shout, but a small head stretched out from the underbrush. Yin Xiaoxiao heard a lowered voice ring out, “It’s me.”
Oh, heavens! This snake’s voice was so undeniably enchanting! Yin Xiaoxiao returned to his senses a moment before he started to drool. This voice, it was Uncle Hei! Definitely!
From where he was hiding in the underbrush, Hei Aban clearly saw that Yin Xiaoxiao recognized him, so he opened his mouth again. “Follow me.”
Yin Xiaoxiao hesitated then furtively turned his head to look at Hua Xiaohua and the others, and saw that no snakes were looking in this direction. And so, he pushed his three leftover eggs into the grass with him. Hei Aban, who was leading the way, discovered that Yin Xiaoxiao was carrying three black spheres with him. Although he wanted to ask what they were, now wasn’t an appropriate time. And so, Hei Aban was forced to help Yin Xiaoxiao push these three black spheres to their destination.
After slithering for two or three minutes, Hei Aban stopped. Lu Xiaohuang’s voice, pleasantly surprised, sounded out, “Xiaoxiao!” Soon after, a green snake slithered over to Yin Xiaoxiao.
“A <sup>8</sup> -Lu!” Seeing Lu Xiaohuang, Yin Xiaoxiao also felt very happy. “Why are you and Uncle Hei here?”
Lu Xiaohuang spoke, “Aban and I saw light coming from the upstream part of the brook over here. It made us curious, so we came to have a look. After we slithered here, Aban said that he smelled snakes so he had me wait here while he went to take a look up ahead. I didn’t expect that Aban would actually return with you!”
Lu Xiaohuang explained like this, Yin Xiaoxiao remembered that this bushy land downstream was Lu Xiaohuang’s home. From there the flames could surely be seen quite clearly, so it wasn’t surprising that they would discover it. And Lan Yiyi’s family not only was upstream of the fire, but was also nestled between several hills that would prevent detection. If they didn’t deliberately come to the riverbank, it was unlikely they would discover the blaze.
Yin Xiaoxiao unconsciously eyed Hei Aban, hesitated then said, “But, my Dad and Pop didn’t notice Uncle Hei.”
“If a snake with more potent venom deliberately hid their odor, a snake with weaker venom would be unlikely to discover them.” Lu Xiaohuang explained.The black spheres that Yin Xiaoxiao had brought had already captured his attention. Snakes were always very perceptive when temperature was involved. “What are those?”
Yin Xiaoxiao nodded his head, “This is, ah, I specifically brought them for you and Uncle Hei. They’re bird eggs. Taste them and see.” Anyway, Uncle Hei had already seen his family around the fire, perhaps he had even seen the “black spheres” in the fire, so it wasn’t like it could be said that he’d told them.
“Bird eggs?” Lu Xiaohuang cried out in alarm. “This is a bird’s egg?”
Seeing a look of disbelief cross Lu Xiaohuang’s face, Yin Xiaoxiao pursed his lips in a smile. Yin Xiaoxiao slithered over to the bird eggs and hit one so that the mud and eggshells broke into pieces. He pushed it over to Lu Xiaohuang. “Taste and see.”
Lu Xiaohuang stared with wide eyes as Yin Xiaoxiao hit the bird egg, watched as Yin Xiaoxiao pushed the stuff that was inside in front of him. Without hesitation, Lu Xiaohuang swallowed the bird egg. His eyes immediately narrowed. “Really delicious.”
Beaming, Yin Xiaoxiao pushed over the remaining two eggs. “Here, there’s two more. Eat them after doing what I just did. I have to go back, or my Dad and Pop will worry when they can’t find me.”
“Let Aban see you off.”
“Need not. I remember the way back.” Yin Xiaoxiao went to turn around and leave. Lu Xiaohuang, who had been thinking about the bird eggs, saw this, hesitated and then said, “Xiaoxiao, that is, me and Aban
”
Lu Xiaohuang stammered for a while without saying what he wanted to say. But Yin Xiaoxiao understood what Lu Xiaohuang wanted to say.
Yin Xiaoxiao earnestly looked at Lu Xiaohuang. His tone of voice was also earnest. “A-Lu, you are my, Yin Xiaoxiao’s, friend. Uncle Hei is also, forever, my friend.”
Lu Xiaohuang listened to Yin Xiaoxiao.At first he appeared astonished, then he became wild with joy <sup>9</sup> . Xiaoxiao was okay with the situation with Aban, so he wasn’t going to turn his back on Aban, right? After hearing what Yin Xiaoxiao said, Hei Aban’s expressionless face also wasn’t full of dismay.
Yin Xiaoxiao didn’t wait for Lu Xiaohuang and Hei Aban to speak, only turned around and headed back.
Yin Xiaoxiao stealthy returned to the spot he’d left and found that everyone was very fiercely staring at the fire. He let out a sigh of relief, while his teeth ached in anger. These snakes were  really, very unreliable! He had disappeared and they didn’t know! Hello, what would have happened if he’d been kidnapped?!
While Yin Xiaoxiao was grumbling, extremely angrily, Yin Xiaosi, seemingly inadvertently, turned around and glanced at Yin Xiaoxiao. The corners of his lips rose into a smile from which dripped some unknown meaning.
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Footnotes
<ol>ç«č驏ç«č驏: literally a bamboo stick used in place of a toy horse ć­©çșž: lit. paper child; used on the internet in place of child due to common typos ćąšèżč: dialect for doing something slowly and unenthusiasticall y ć°ćżƒçżŒçżŒ: very carefully äșŒ: literally means two. Used online as a way to say that someone is stupid, but in a charming and silly way homeothermic refers to an organism that is capable of maintaining a constant body temperature 虎视眈眈: idiom meaning to eye something covetously 阿: a prefix used before names to indicate familiarity æŹŁć–œè‹„ç‹‚: idiom meaning to feel extreme happiness and excitement</ol>