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A Cheesy Romance (3)
Zhou Yanfeng couldn’t help but ask, “What do you plan to give him?”
Instantly, everyone had their eyes on Xi Chengyun, and that was because, well, Bai Qi and he were a newlywed couple.
“Still thinking.”
“Is Xi-laoshi not worried?”
“Not worried.”
Wu Jun chirped in and said, “So, Xi-laoshi, could you lend us some money?”
“Exactly,” Zhou Yanfeng couldn’t help but feel envious. “Best Actor Xi is a wealthy man!”
Xi Chengyun lifted his eyelids and smiled. “All of my money is with Bai Qi.”
“...”
【Hahaha, shit, I can’t believe it. Xi-laoshi is a henpecked husband!】
Zhou Yanfeng had the same sentiments and said, “I don’t believe you.” He and Fu Chunying were veteran actors in front of the camera, so no matter how they acted in front of the camera, they would still fall back into their usual ways behind the public eye.
Xi Chengyun didn’t say anything. Instead, he emptied his pockets
 His pockets were totally empty.
Zhou Yanfeng was speechless. ‘Shit, so there are couples who are truly in love that participate in these shows?’
In the end, the male guests had no choice but to leave in despair. When they met their female counterparts, all of them smiled awkwardly and came up with different reasons as to why they had to go alone to complete individual tasks.
Bai Qi and Xi Chengyun were the only ones who didn’t leave each other. Qiu Sichuan couldn’t help but take an extra glance at them.
“I have nothing else to do in the morning, let’s go play!” Bai Qi said.
“Alright,” Xi Chengyun replied.
Shang Guang, who was watching from the monitors, let out a sigh of relief. He knew it. ‘How old was Bai Qi? There’s no way he’d know how to do everything! He couldn’t possibly think everything through as well! If he could, everyone on earth would love him, and wouldn’t that be a disaster!’
Shang Guang smiled. ‘Hehe. Sure, go ahead and have fun. We’re only here to film a show, so why invest your true emotions into this. They’d better not end up actually developing feelings for each other.’
As Shang Guang was smiling to himself, the people in the bullet-screen comments section were curious about what the couple would be giving to each other.
Bai Qi went to find a local guide that was employed by the program team. The guide was in charge of communicating with the locals to avoid any mishaps during the recording process. Bai Qi squatted down next to the guide and started to talk to the person.
Xi Chengyun stood at a side, waiting patiently.
After quite some time, Bai Qi stood up and said, “Okay, let’s go.”
【What’s he doing?】
【Is he preparing a gift for Xi Chengyun?】
Bai Qi led Xi Chengyun to the entrance of the village. He borrowed a tractor from a local, Uncle Wang, and patted the side of the tractor. “Xi-ge, come here.”
By then, everyone finally understood what he was doing with the local guide.
【... He went to learn the local language】
【A famous celebrity having a date on a tractor? What kind of countryside literature is this】
The corners of Xi Chengyun’s mouth twitched. He didn’t expect Bai Qi to do this. However, he didn’t mind either. He moved his long legs and sat down beside Bai Qi.
Da da da. Du du du. Bai Qi turned on the tractor and off they went.
On their way back home to pick up some fruits, they saw Zhou Yanfeng and the rest talking to the locals, like chickens talking to a duck. They were clearly struggling to hold a comprehensible conversation with the locals.
【Zhou Yanfeng: Sweating like crazy, Bai Qi & Xi-laoshi: A Romantic Tour on a Tractor】
They drove the tractor along the road, the mild breeze blowing through Xi Chengyun and Bai Qi’s hair.
At that moment, Fu Chunying was singing in front of an old lady, in hopes of exchanging her talents for a handmade good. The old lady opposite her blinked and started singing a mountain song in an even higher tune.
【HAHAHA, open your eyes. The old lady is dressed in the clothing of the Miao people group. Why are you trying to compete with these naturally talented people】
While the tractor proudly entered the town of the small village, Wu Jun, on the other hand, felt helpless. He remained quiet for a moment and then decided to dig up some soil and sculpt a figurine of Yang Yiru.
【The words ‘I’m useless without money’ is written all over Wu Jun’s face HAHAHA】
The tractor stopped beside a cylindrical machine, with smoke coming out from its back. “Give me a bag of popcorn, please. We’re so rich hehe, I can buy all this for Xi-ge!” Bai Qi turned over and said with a smile.
At the same time, Xu Yi was also talking to someone. “Can I exchange this for my signature?” The person he was talking to was as cold as stone. “Who are you? I don’t even know you.”
On the other hand, Yang Yiru and Qiu Sichuan were walking towards town. Yang Yiru wanted to buy a pen in town, and Qiu Sichuan wanted to find more opportunities there.
Crunch. Xi Chengyun took his first bite of the golden and crunchy popcorn. Bai Qi also bought a huge bag of crunchy rice sticks for 1 Yuan. He also gave some to the staff members, and the staff members were swept with joy.
【I guess I’m the clown】
【I was wrong, I shouldn’t have laughed about their date on a tractor. Tractors are super romantic, a top-class alternative in the countryside. An amazing date is guaranteed! 】
【I was wrong, I’ll never say that Bai Qi is taking advantage of Xi Chengyun ever again. Xi-ge is lucky to have him. [thumbs up]. jpg】
【The rich man with the tractor from the countryside of X City is such a smart person. Thank you, thank you, for my ship has sailed. Would also like to say a huge thank you to the program team for allowing me to witness something that I’ve never seen in my entire life 】
Soon, the comments started to become a little cheesy. The netizens seemed to have found joy through such corny acts.