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Xi- ge , Don’t Kill Me (1)
【AHHHHHH. I’m sorry, I'm now a freaking screaming chicken!】
【Throwing aside the fact that this is a shotgun marriage, they’re actually super shippable. I’m deceased】
【Kiss him! I’m telling you to kiss him!】
【That person who said that Bai Qi screwed things up, are you still around? Does your face hurt yet?】
There were still a few stubborn people:
【He’s faking it】
【Exactly, he’s doing it to gain Xi Chengyun’s favor. What’s there to praise about such behavior?】
The other commenters immediately refuted:
【Huh, who else should he try to please? You? Are you his husband?】
【I want to become a rich woman. Even if it’s all an act, I want to have a Bai Qi to myself!】
【Sisters, please wake up】
The bullet-screen comments section was very lively. Within seconds, the voices of Cheng Jin’s fans were entirely drowned out in the sea of comments; it didn’t matter if it was Bai Qi’s haters or his supporters.
The words ‘Bai Qi’ and ‘Xi-laoshi’ covered the entire screen…
Xi Chengyun slowly walked towards Bai Qi.
Everyone else was looking at him, and many of them quickly said their greetings. “Xi-laoshi is here!”
“Xi-ge, your Bai Qi is too much. Is money the only thing he thinks about?”
“Xi-laoshi, come on, give us a discount please?”
Xi Chengyun didn’t reply. Instead, he raised a hand and ruffled Bai Qi’s hair.
Such soft strands of hair. Of course… he couldn’t find any bouncing rabbit ears.
Xi Chengyun’s hand lingered for another 3 seconds before pulling away.
Bai Qi was stunned for a moment. How should he put it… The way Xi Chengyun caressed his hair was a little different from before.
The man’s strong fingers dug deep into his hair, the pads of his fingers glided lightly across his scalp.
His actions are kinda flirty, Bai Qi suddenly thought.
He’d never been so intimate with anyone, even when he was in a relationship with Jiang Fangcheng. Even so, he could still tell.
However, he quickly came back to his senses and realized that Xi Chengyun should be acting for the camera.
Instantly, he raised his head, looking at Xi Chengyun as he stuffed the money into his palms. “Here you go.”
Xi Chengyun didn’t reject it. He paused for a bit before reaching into his coat and taking out a pile of spare cash. He stuffed the cash from Bai Qi into the pile he’d taken out and placed the whole stack of money back into Bai Qi’s pocket.
【Oh my god, why are they so good at this?】
【Bai Qi: I’m making money to support you. Xi-ge: I’ll give you all my money. Okay guys, gosh, enoughhh. We’ve gotten our share of dog food. *chokes* 】
Xi Chengyun’s fans who didn’t like Bai Qi were completely silent.
Bai Qi squeezed his bulging pocket. Since all they had were spare cash, it created an illusion that he was very wealthy, with just how stuffed his pocket was.
Bai Qi raised his head again and smiled at Xi Chengyun. He continued to sit on the small campstool as he affectionately hugged Xi Chengyun by the waist.
He was like a little pet who was acting cute towards its owner.
【Wuwuwu, I kinda want to f*ck him】
【?? Xi-ge will kill you】
Shang Guang was stupefied when he saw it. Who the heck would be able to tell if this is real or fake? He muttered in his heart.
Even this dude who knew what was actually going on was also at a loss.
Xi Chengyun stood beside Bai Qi, and had no intention of leaving.
Cheng Jin continued to stand in front of them, but Xi Chengyun didn’t spare him a glance; he didn’t even ask who he was.
Cheng Jin felt insecure, and he was worried that he’d looked like he’d done something wrong.
Thus, he lowered his head and scurried towards the back of the line.
The next in line was Zhou Yanfeng. He took a step forward and said, “Xi-laoshi, could we get it cheaper…”
Just then, he noticed that Xi Chengyun was already looking at him with a slight smile on his face.
“... Ah, forget it. Here’s 3 Yuan. I’ll be going into the vegetable shed and Fu Chunying will be going into the fruit shed.” Zhou Yanfeng said.
Bai Qi made an ‘OK’ sign.
Xi Chengyun was a tall man, and he blocked Bai Qi’s view. He wasn’t planning to move away just yet either.
He lowered his head and asked Bai Qi, “What rules are there?”
“Mn?”
Xi Chengyun smiled, and responded in a devilishly low voice, “Like a time limit for how long they can stay in the greenhouse… ”
“...”. Zhou Yanfeng was speechless. “Xi-laoshi, you’re being too cruel…” he gritted through his teeth.
Bai Qi broke into a sweet smile. “It’s fine, they won’t be able to take much away even if they go in for half an hour. None of them is strong enough anyway, haha.”
“...” Zhou Yanfeng and Cheng Jin were speechless. They also kinda felt offended.
“Mn,” Xi Chengyun expressed, and then continued, “What if someone sits inside the greenhouse and eats till they’re full? And then only proceed to carry out whatever they can?”
Everyone: !
【HAHAHA, what the hell is this? Who knew that Xi-laoshi is actually demonic on the inside】
【A match made in heaven. Both of you were smiling while you uttered all those cunning words… Both of y’all are evil to the core haha】
【Zhou Yanfeng: I’m dumbfounded】
In the end, Bai Qi and Xi Chengyun ended up coming up with a comprehensive list of rules.
As an example, the rules included a 20-minute time limit that one could stay in the sheds.
This was more than enough for them to have a decent meal… However, this meant that anyone who entered could not rest at all while they ate, they had to keep eating to make their money’s worth.