Chapter 11 - Medicine Buying Cat




Translated by Jun Shaoye
Edited & Proofread  by Lore
Xu Mao Mao leaped onto the bed. He used his paw to repeatedly pat Shen Yu’s face, attempting to wake him up.
“Meow meow meow!” Wake up and go to the hospital. You can’t burn with a fever anymore!
Shen Yu knitted his eyebrows due to his action. His eyelids fluttered for a while, but he still didn’t open his eyes.
“Meow!” Is the fever making him confused?
Xu Mao Mao had aged to this point, but this is the first time he’s ever seen someone with such a high fever. Shen Yu’s body looked very strong. Perhaps it’s because he’s never fallen ill before, that once he does get sick, it becomes a serious issue.
He thought to call the ambulance for Shen Yu first. He just so happened to have a voice potion which could be used to accomplish the task.
He found the phone that had been put aside on the bedside cabinet, however the phone was locked.
Xu Mao Mao had no other choice than to use his four claws to step on Shen Yu with all of his might.
Shen Yu let out moans. His eyes barely opened a peep.
Xu Mao Mao saw that he would close his eyes at any time. So, he hurriedly held up the phone towards him while meowing.
Password! What’s the password?!
Shen Yu cocked and rubbed his head, an incomprehensible grunting sound came out from his mouth, then he fell back again.
Xu Mao Mao was actually very anxious, but he finally woke Shen Yu up ah! He held the voice transforming potion and drank it in a moment of desperation. He shouted in complete rage: “Shen Yu! What is the phone password!”
This time, Shen Yu finally had a little reaction. He opened his eyes halfway and turned his face towards the kitty in doubt.
“Password! password! Phone password!” Xu Mao Mao held the phone and forcefully shouted at maximum volume. The voice from the effects of the voice potion sounded a little like his own.
“Password! You have a fever. I want to bring meow meow
.meow meow?” What’s going on? The potion only has the capacity to speak a dozen words?!
Xu Mao Mao was so angry that his fur exploded. [Img]
Shen Yu’s eyes widened and looked at him fixedly.
Can the cat talk?
No, I must be dreaming.
Shen Yu struggled to arrive at this conclusion. Because of the high fever, he quickly felt tired and continued being mentally confused.
Xu Mao Mao was fuming in anger when he took a glance at the empty bottle in his backpack. As expected, there is a note with a row of small numbers at the bottom of the bottle: 25. So that’s why there was a group of cats complaining that Dr. Mi’s voice potion can only utter 5 words. Actually, him being able to say 25 words was already pretty good.
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Xu Mao Mao tried a few number combinations. At last, the phone was completely locked. He didn’t have any other option aside from giving up on the plan.
Since he couldn’t call the ambulance, then
then how about buying some medicine?
But a cat is going to buy medicine?! How to buy it?
At this time, he quick-wittedly remembered in panic some posts he’d seen on the internet. There were some dogs that would hang a sign on their necks with a message to help their owners buy things.
Thinking about it, Xu Mao Mao ran to the study room. He fetched a pen and a sheet of paper, then moved his paws to write some words on it. Because his paws weren’t as flexible  compared to his hands, he wrote on several sheets of paper, and finally painstakingly wrote 5 crooked words that said ‘Owner has a fever’. Moreover, because the character of “shao” [1] for fever was a little complicated, “Wu” at the lower right part was omitted and only “huo” and “ge” was written. However, he believed that other people should be able to understand after looking through it.
After rummaging through Shen Yu’s wallet, he took out grandpa mao [2] and put it into a bag. He took the bag to hang around his neck and bit onto that sheet of paper in his mouth.
Opening the door took a lot of his energy. In the beginning, he tried to jump up and use his mouth to bite onto the door handle to twist it. However, the several attempts that he made would only twist it halfway before reverting to its original state. In the end, he had no other choice. He could only push the mini cat tower over and directly climb the cat tower to open the door.
After opening the door, he didn’t dare to close it. He grabbed a small ball of paper to lodge the door and ran out. This was a high-end neighborhood community. The security was quite decent, thus he didn’t have to worry about thieves at this hour.
After suffering untold hardships, he jumped to press a button in the elevator to go down the floors.
According to the small direction sign inside the neighborhood, he rushed all the way to find the pharmacy in the area that conveniently served people.
He caught everyone’s attention when he entered the store.
“There’s a cat running inside!”
The shop assistant screamed and cupped her face in surprise: “It’s a ragdoll cat~It’s so clean. Did it sneak out of the owner’s house?”
“Look, it has something in its mouth!”
Xu Mao Mao’s little bell constantly rang from the increase of love value but he didn’t care about it at all. He only leaped onto the counter, then threw the paper that he held in his mouth to get them to have a look.
“What does it say? It’s so crooked.” The shop assistant squinted her eyes into a line to read, “Owner friend 
..fire

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“Meow!” Its owner has a fever. Was his writing so ugly?
“Wrong”, another person corrected it. “Its owner has a
 has a fever? This must be the Shao character right?”
“Why is the Shao character only written halfway? Is it difficult to write? [TT1] Is its owner illiterate?
Xu Mao Mao meowed once angrily.
The shop assistant gazed tenderly at him. Then, she realized, “Don’t you think
.that this handwriting doesn’t resemble that of a human’s, rather, it seems like the cat wrote it!”
”Wow!”
“How is it possible? Are you joking hahaha
”
A few shop assistants approached to surround Xu Mao Mao and watched him intently: “Maybe ah! This cat looks very intelligent. It has a bag with money around its neck. Did it come to help it’s feverish owner to buy medicine?”
“Ah ah ah ah! Extremely meng. How can there be a cat that buys medicine!”
Xu Mao Mao’s mind tiredly thought that they finally got his meaning. He let go of the paper and meowed towards them. Then, he used his paw to pat the  two words for fa shao, they should know that he wanted to buy antipyretics, unless they’re idiots.
In the end, the shop assistants one by one picked up their phones to take pictures of him because they were extremely surprised and completely neglected the service.
“Meow meow meow!” Xu Mao Mao was anxious. He patted the counter then jumped down, dashing to the “Cold and Fever” cabinet and lifted his paw to urge them
“Wow~~~You guys look. It’s choosing medicine. How can it be so intelligent~”
“Okay okay. It’s probably anxious. We should quickly take medicine for it.”
Finally, someone realized that this cat was their customer and not a mascot. One of the shop assistants took two small boxes of antipyretics. Xu Mao Mao meowed once again, pointing towards the fever cooling patch.
“Do you want the fever cooling patch too? But this is for children.”
Xu Mao Mao nodded, “Meow.” Yes. Shen Yu needs to be physically cooled.
When he nodded, his love value soared!
【Love value from Wang Gui Hua+300】
【Love value from Li Ling Long +200】
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【Love value from Ning Xue Xi+400】 [TT2]
They pounded their chest from meng, [3] not forgetting to press the shutter, recording it as a video on all three phones.
When he paid the money, the shop assistant realized that the 100 yuan Xu Mao Mao brought wasn’t enough.
Because this pharmacy was located in the centre of a high-end neighborhood, the medicine inside was for rich people. So, all medicines were imported goods and were very expensive.
“Meow.” What can be done? These medicines were all needed, even a small box mustn’t lack ah.
“It doesn’t seem to have brought enough money. See how distressed it is, its fur is almost going to be scratched bald.” The cashier stroked Xu Mao Mao’s head bravely. “Don’t scratch, don’t scratch. How about we give up on this fever cooling patch? It’s around 60 yuan per box. It’s the same as if you go back and place a towel on your owner.”
“Meow!” No, I want it all.
He turned around to run to the doorway then lifted his paw to point at the door and waved. Then, he went back again a few steps to rub onto one of the shop assistant’s trousers. Seeing she wasn’t afraid, he lightly bit onto the trousers to pull.
“..the kitten seems like it wants us to follow it to leave?” They asked in uncertainty.
“Meow!”
Right! Right!
With his watery heterochromatic eyes, Xu Mao Mao rushed to the door and urged them .
Finally, the more than 40 years old store manager decided to brazenly follow him.
She took the medicine and followed Xu Mao Mao all the way. She stared blankly at this beautiful ragdoll cat that entered the elevator and pressed the floor after she went in.
She rubbed her eyes thinking that she was dreaming.
After she entered the room, she saw Shen Yu lying down on the bed.
When she reached out with her hand, she frowned, and quickly tore a piece of fever-cooling patch to stick on his forehead, then swiftly fed him water and medicine. She was a former nurse in a hospital, and thus had the skills to take care of patients.
After she finished feeding the medicine, she also observed for another half an hour. Finally, when the temperature dropped a little, she gave a sigh of relief and talked to herself: “The young man is in good health. He will be fine after taking medicine.”
Xu Mao Mao had been watching alongside in silence the whole time. After hearing her, he felt grateful and meowed.
She believed that he was anxious about his owner and consoled him: “It’s alright. Your owner will be able to wake up quickly. I’m leaving oh.”
“Mi.” Please wait.
Xu Mao Mao bit onto a wallet and walked over. Then, he used two paws together to hold open the wallet on the floor and raised his head: “Meow~”
“Pfft.” The store manager laughed when being unable to hide her amusement. She felt that even if in the next second, this cat opened its mouth to speak, she wouldn’t be surprised either.
She took the wallet and pulled out two pieces of grandpa Mao from it. Then, she touched her own pockets trying to find the change and helped Xu Mao Mao put it inside the wallet properly.
She really was a kind and honest person. She didn’t take advantage of the fact that the customer was a cat and returned the right amount of change.
“Meow meow.”
These two yeowls that Xu Mao Mao exerted power behind changed in pitch. It sounded like it was saying “thank you”
The store manager rubbed his small head, ‘I’m leaving, little kitty.”
When she was leaving the room, there was an unexpected sound coming from the bed. Shen Yu supported his body. A large-sized child fever cooling patch, with a cute footprint imprinted on it, stuck to his forehead. His face looked weak and astonished when he looked at the middle-aged woman who appeared inexplicably at his home.
”You
” His voice was hoarse: “Who are you? Why are you inside my house?”
“Meow!” Male god, you finally woke up!
In one stride, Xu Mao Mao shot into his arms.
Shen Yu was so dizzy that he was almost overhelmed when the little thing shot into his arms askew.
“Hello. I’m sorry that I came in without permission”, the female shop owner was a little tense, but when thinking about it again, she felt quite ridiculous: “You had a fever, so your cat went downstairs to buy medicine, then brought me here.
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.” Shen Yu had a dumbfounded ‘are you joking with me’ look on his face. But he recognized the store manager’s clothes. It seems like there was indeed such a pharmacy downstairs.
But
she said Oscar went downstairs to buy medicine.
“It’s true. We also took a video.” saying until this point, the female store manager couldn’t help laughing.
“Meow!” What she said was right. I brought her here.
The woman took out her phone to let him look at the scene of Xu Mao Mao choosing medicine in the cupboard.
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” Shen Yu’s brain was confused and had difficulty in processing the current information.
The author has something to say:
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Shamelessly writing my own meng at last
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[1] Shao is 烧 means fever.Xu Mao Mao is writing chinese characters.Wu is 慀 and huo is 火 while ge is 戈.
[2] Grandpa mao is Mao ZeDong!and slang for 100 Yuan.
http://wondersofyunnan.com/blog/posts/pictures-chinese-banknotes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
[3] Meng is famous word for cute in online like Moe
[TT1] It’s difficult ah for cat and me!
[TT2] 【Love value from Jun Shaoye -1000】